January 02, 2008

i am a writer, crafter, and professional burlesque dancer. i like pineapples. i have two jewish cats. also i smell like cookies and i will use this to my advantage when i take over the world.
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click your shoes together three times (or just click here) to return home.
more dizzy von damn!
my flickr.
progress towards world domination:
seems genuine and fiery
brilliant and heartbreaking
makes me pulse inside
my reason for being
so handsome i think i might die
rowr
the captain of us all
i just like him, ok?
is all class