March 01, 2007
a pickup story

last night, at the final night of the lava lounge, i got sort of hit on by this guy.



otherwise known as this guy:



he was SUPER nice, and acted as the personal bodyguard for my broken ankle, protecting it from the stumbling drunken hordes. i didn't even recognize him at first, and was surprised to find out that he was indeed who i thought he might be, considering how kind and completely non-actory he had been all night.

he even bought me a gingerale (because contrary to popular local opinion, drinking and vicodin don't mix) and presented it to me sans roofie. that's class.

so i roofied him instead. just for fun, mind you. i'm not breaking my no sex in 07 rule for scut farkus!

yet.


just kidding.


for now.


kidding again.


maybe.



33 Comments:

Blogger yournamehere said...

You got hit on by Scut Farkas. You and Scut Farkas are gonna do the devil's business.

Blogger wmy said...

dirty, dirty devil's business!!

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

no, no! not the dirty, debil's bidness!

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Oh, dude. HE'S HAWT!!! If you don't do the dirty devil's bidnezz with him, can I?!? Please?!?! I haven't had DDB all year and I made no such resolution!

Blogger Monkey said...

Whoo Hooo! He was nice! He was your ankle's champion. A champion for the ankle!

You go to the coolest places. Take me with you? (I'm only 8" tall... I could fit in your purse.)

Anonymous ariel said...

Sort of? SORT OF HIT ON? I was there sister woman, there was no sort of to it!

Someday you will be married to a transformer and I will be able to say I knew you when.

Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

He's a hottie! You should definitely do him so I can live vicariously through you.

Blogger Laurie Ann said...

aaaawwwww...you were totally supposed to remind me so I could say goodbye to the Lava Lounge with you. I wouldn't have recognized him, but he did turn out pretty easy on the eyes.

Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

WHAT?! Are you telling me you passed up an opportunity to say "careful, or you'll put your eye out" when he took his pants off?

I also have a no-sex-in-07 rule, but it's primarily because I can't seem to find any women who desire to have sex with me. BAH.

Anonymous ariel said...

Two observations:

He is way better looking in person.

That scene is pretty brilliant.

Blogger LotusKnits said...

wow, i can't believe how hot he turned out! and i don't even dig on redheads!

/swoon!

Anonymous Frank said...

I agree with Lotus: not into red heads, but he is really hawt! You'd be crazy not to break that resolution!

Blogger Beeb said...

*nods*

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

He's fucking adorable.

Blogger Glitzy said...

I'm a sucker for red heads. How cool

Blogger Brookelina said...

Holy crap. That's right up there with James Caan.

Ok not quite. But close!

Blogger Melina said...

break your vow...he's too hot not to! Plus he seems like a gentleman :) I've never had sex with a gentleman, tell me how it is!

Blogger Colleen said...

You need a champion for every body part.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

Sadly, I think I recognized him from Resident Evil: Apocalypse. You know what a geek my husband is. Speaking of which, if you nail a Transformer you might just be his new personal hero. I'm fairly certain that he would have sex with a robot if he could. He propositioned Stan Lee at E3, and if he would be willing to do it with an old ass man out of admiration, he would most certainly do it for a robot.

Um.

Also, Zack is hot. Mama likey.

Blogger Booty J Patrol said...

I'm confused. Did you hook up with the famous guy or not?

Blogger anonymouscoworker said...

Handjobs don't count as sex.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

See, I was going to say that your artistic ankle decor would say to some intelligent man, "Wow, she is crafty, fun, and has a positive outlook in the face of mishaps. I want her something fierce!"

Blogger danny said...

what's this rule all about?

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Looks like the orthodontia paid off.

Blogger Moe said...

He's *really* cute (I loved that movie as a kid). What classifies as sex?

Blogger Tits McGee said...

You must have sex with Scut Farkus.

I insist.

Blogger JenL said...

Wow! He turned out seriously hot. But then, I like redheads too.

I say give it a go and see what happens. After all, it all depends on how loosely you feel like defining sex.

Blogger Diedre said...

Okay, no sex, got that, but did he get your phone number?

Blogger jamwall said...

scut farkas???????

where was grover dill, scut farkas' evil little toadie???!!!...mean too!

Anonymous Catherine said...

I really, really hope you have broken your No Sex In '07 rule by now. With SCUT FARKUS, no less.

That is all.

Blogger Hal I. Burton said...

new post. New post! NEW POST YOU WORTHLESS LADY OF THE NIGHT! yes, you heard me, I called you a lady of the night.

Blogger MadMeer said...

You heard him! When he tells you to come, you better come!

You must break the vow...
and make him wear the hat.

Blogger Nick said...

How could you not bed someone who once starred in an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger?

I would have fucked him.

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