February 22, 2007
well, it was nice while it lasted

i was accident free for a while there, wasn't i?

i mean, i can't even remember the last time i bitched about falling down the stairs or accidentally burning myself in remarkably geographical patterns. but then last night, things went awry. in which statement "things" means "ankle bones" and "awry" means "akimbo."

that's right. i broke my ankle. not boney protrusion broken, but i have a cast and crutches and all that. yay me! soon they will both be rhinestoned, but first i must find more vicodin.

what happened you say? well, i'm going to have to go with ninjas. zombie ninjas. zombie ninjas with laser guns.

thank yous to sachi for a well timed gift that met me at home post-emergency room, and to one point of my lovely faux lesbian triad, miss ariel for taking me to the ortho at the hairy butt crack of dawn this morning.

drugged up posting to follow, i'm sure!



29 Comments:

Blogger knitty kitty said...

Oh Miss Kendra!! Sorry to hear about the broken ankle!

I will go hunting zombie ninja laser guns.

Blogger TastyMcJ said...

I will use my mind to send healing vibes to your ankle.

They are being sent.....

now.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Oh no- I'm so sorry to hear about your ankle! I hope you're at least nice and drugged up.

I'm sure you will find a lovely fetishist to appreciate your rinestoned cast when you're out of it.

Blogger Tel said...

Good grief! You seem to have a lot of those ninjas lurking about. Time to move!

Blogger K8 said...

Sorry to hear about the ankle - hope they're giving you the good stuff for it!

Blogger Sachi said...

Aw, shiznit. I'm sorry honey. Many drug-filled dreams to you.

Blogger Brookelina said...

I want to fly to California and play doctor with you. I have my own stethoscope.

No I don't, but I'll get one.

Anonymous Gwen said...

Oh no!! Poor ankle!

On the plus side, I bet you could come up with a pretty kinky invalid burlesque routine.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I want to take your temperature. Oral or rectal, your choice.

I already apologize for that comment. I'm sorry you're hurt.

Blogger me said...

drugs are so wonderful...

Blogger JenL said...

You poor thing. I'm so sorry. I hope they sent you home with lots and lots of good drugs.

Damn those zombie ninjas with laser guns.

It was lovely seeing you this weekend.

Blogger MadMeer said...

Weee! Druggy posts! I love those!

Sorry, I've had wine tonight.

Also sorry about the ankle. At least you didn't break it while shit faced in the parking lot of some shitty sports bar that you didn't want to go to in the first place but you were forced and then you drank way too much and lost the ability to step off of the curb on the way out of the place while walking in that pair of come-fuck-me boots that were NEVER intended for shitty sports bars in the first place! Yuppies in polo don't deserve your boots! Damn them! Damn them all!

Blogger Tits McGee said...

That does it.

I'm packing up my apron and catching the next plane to come wait on you until you are 100% healed.

Blogger jiggs said...

oy kendra! the burlesque world will have to wait to appreciate your genius!

also, we saw cho today. It was a lot of fun!

Blogger anonymouscoworker said...

Zombie ninjas wouldn't use laser-guns. They would use katanas made from the souls of the undead.

Blogger Booty J Patrol said...

vicodin == doubleplusgood

I hope we get to see pictures of what is sure to be the finest jewel encrusted cast ever made.

Get well soon!

Blogger TinaBellina said...

Oh, that absolutely sucks! I was on crutches this past summer and it's so frustrating. At least you have the Vicodin to help ease the pain and make things more interesting. Unsolicited advice: Vicodin, crutches, and stairs do not mix. Take it from someone who knows.

I hope you feel better!

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

You can have the bell from my bicycle for your crutches or a wheelchair if you get one.

Also, you can have the vicodin my doctor prescribed me last time I had a cold. (Why did she prescribe me vicodin for a cold? I can only assume she's got the hots for me.)

Blogger Nick said...

That seems to be a lot worse than you described it to me the other day.

get better soon.

Blogger sappmama said...

I ran over here as fast as I could!

Oh, man. The twirling was just getting good.

I'll await your "here's what happened" post.

Enjoy the vicodin high! It's a good one.

Blogger Green and Gray said...

awwwe! I'm sorry, Kendra :( That bites. Hope you feel better.

-Bumble
(forgive the lack of a witty comment I'm not alive enough yet)

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

oh nooooooooooooooooo!
psst ...
pass the vicodin.

Blogger Beeb said...

GEEZZZZ....

I know you were accident prone on the east coast but seriously, I'm a little nervous having you so far away without being able to catch you. or to beat up the stairs. or the bike. or the other driver.

leave cali immediately- your niece/nephew demands it!

Blogger Jon said...

Hope you feel better soon.

Blogger ladylinoleum said...

Oh Kendra! You poor thing! Would a crocheted corndog ease your pain?

Blogger Autumn said...

eek. i definitely cringed when i read that. sorry to hear about your accident. perhaps you should try a bubble for a year or two ...

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I am excited to see pictures of the bedazzled cast.

So...now be honest...it was one of the cats, wasn't it? I think they have a secret pact with Satan in which they get one extra life for every bone they cause to break when tripping their human.

Blogger Melina said...

where's my drugged up post??

Blogger karla said...

Oh well, you don't need your ankles anyway, since you're on your knees most of the time.

Wait, I thought I was commenting on Common Wombat's site. Oops. I mean, uh--sorry to hear you've hurt yourself. Get better soon.

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