i mean, i can't even remember the last time i bitched about falling down the stairs or accidentally burning myself in remarkably geographical patterns. but then last night, things went awry. in which statement "things" means "ankle bones" and "awry" means "akimbo."
that's right. i broke my ankle. not boney protrusion broken, but i have a cast and crutches and all that. yay me! soon they will both be rhinestoned, but first i must find more vicodin.
what happened you say? well, i'm going to have to go with ninjas. zombie ninjas. zombie ninjas with laser guns.
thank yous to sachi for a well timed gift that met me at home post-emergency room, and to one point of my lovely faux lesbian triad, miss ariel for taking me to the ortho at the hairy butt crack of dawn this morning.
drugged up posting to follow, i'm sure!