February 13, 2007
i am the next governor

last night i met kitten deville. this was better than any sex i'll have all year. i need to get the thrill of it out of my system so i can go on with the rest of my (all-downhill-from-here) life. le sigh. i am back to reality.

since i just got a raise/promotion, a office-wide email went out today to spread the good news. email alerts: like tiny electronic jehovahs, they relentlessly announce the coming of the good word. anyway, my office likes to include a picture of the person in question when making proclamations, and since the picture they took of me was fairly terrible, i supplied my own.



i think this will let people know i mean business when i tell them i need their production costs, and i need then right now, sarah conner. right now.



23 Comments:

Blogger yournamehere said...

"The new Terminator model can't be stopped. She's relentless. Also, she's attractive and smells like cookies."

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

And you still look hot like that.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

wait, you are a cyborg, right? I knew that... I think.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Your photoshopping skills are mad. MAD!

And I like those earrings lots and lots. Pretty.

Blogger Brookelina said...

Who is this Kitten bitch? I'll kick her ass if she takes you from me.

Anonymous Kathy said...

"tine electric Jehovahs."

That's one of the best things I've ever read!

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Hottest. Terminator. EVAR.

Blogger Laurie Ann said...

I love you.

Somehow, you manage to look non-threatening.

Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

You got a promotion!?!?!? Awesome! Where the hell have I been?

Blogger Jon said...

Wow. And I thought Kristina Loken was the hottest terminator. Guess I was wrong.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I am utterly fasicnated with burlesque!

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

You are the hottest robot I have ever seen. And I'm even counting Number 5 from Short Circuit.

(P.S. my Word Verification is "whimpo". Even blogger knows I have been slacking on the weight training.)

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Gorgeous. I shall cast you in the next fillum to be sure. Whether its Showgirls II or Terminator, like, 25, you'll have it covered.

Blogger Booty J Patrol said...

You are a very sexy terminator. Congratulations on your promotion!

Blogger jiggs said...

please tell me you can shoot lasers out of your eyes! There's this thing I need taken care of...

Blogger Nick said...

Are you going through one of those phases were you don't respond to any of your comments? I'm so going to steal that idea. Especially if Jiggs keeps talking about his penis.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Nick is a slut.

I know this because he waxes his buttcrack.

He's been selling the hair on e-bay.

Blogger jamwall said...

my governor is made out of liquid metal.

Blogger Tel said...

I would please like to you massage me this weekend. I'm dying. Walking around like I need a cane. OK, OK, you won't have to massage me, but I would like you to grope my boobs. OK, OK, you don't have to grope me, but I'd like to smooch a little. Yeah. Smooch.

Blogger slappy said...

That totally explains why you beat the shit out of Robert Patrick in Vegas last year. At the time I just thought you weren't pleased with his work on X Files.

Anonymous Miss Sarah said...

You got to meet Kitten DeVille? Too cool for words. Between your blog and the burlesque show we had at the Vic a few weeks ago - I've been inpired to start classes. Cheers!

Blogger jiggs said...

guten tag.

Blogger Quirkalot said...

Britney Spears is a damned THEIF!!!!!!

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