February 12, 2007
assorted phrases from the weekend

“there are a lot of trannies here tonight. i mean, more than usual.”

“we’re all lesbians.”

“pedophilia is the new black.”

“oh, you mean qui-gon jinn.”

“if you make out with me, we could each make fifty bucks.”

“your friend just put his head on my boobs.”

“he looks totally gay, but were he actively gay, i can only assume his butt wouldn’t be as hairy. i did not buy his buttcrack.”



9 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

It wouldn't be the weekend without Trannies.

Blogger Uccellina said...

I liked the boy from Nebraska.

Blogger yournamehere said...

"Pedophilia is the new black"? I was wondering why the Gap tried to sell me a twelve year old girl.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Clearly, I don't hang out at the same places as you do.

Remember to invite me the next time.

Blogger Laurie Ann said...

Seriously, what did I miss? Dang, you skip one Thursday and the world goes crazy.

Blogger jiggs said...

I don't generally buy buttcracks either.

That lesbian comment seems right to me. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

So you went to Bible camp, huh.

Blogger Thérèse said...

That last one belongs on a pillow in embroidered form.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

I would like to make fifty bucks.

::puckers up::

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