now before you go running around telling people i've gone all nikki/jessica or (for the sally fields crowd, sybill), i do not have multiple personalities; i'm just leading two completely incompatible lives.
you know, much like the average psychopathic serial killer. or woman trapped in a man's body. or, i suppose, man trapped in a woman's body. that's not the case here, i'm just saying.
anyways, bear with me.