January 30, 2007
mayday! mayday!

i am trying to think of ways to explain where i am of late.


now before you go running around telling people i've gone all nikki/jessica or (for the sally fields crowd, sybill), i do not have multiple personalities; i'm just leading two completely incompatible lives.

you know, much like the average psychopathic serial killer. or woman trapped in a man's body. or, i suppose, man trapped in a woman's body. that's not the case here, i'm just saying.

anyways, bear with me.



22 Comments:

Blogger Brookelina said...

I'd rather "bare" with you. Get it? Bare ...bear....

shut up.

I think I used to go out with that guy.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You take all the time you need, Two Face.
We'll be here for you.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew you couldn't keep this up. Running a Haagen Dazs bar *and* training for a marathon? Cannot be done.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope things soon resemble the guy on the left.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is one of your personalities a hula dancer? Because that would be cool.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll horse with you? I'll kitten with you? I'll octopus with you?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, we're all really surprised. Kendra was the quiet type, kept to herself...

I think as soon as you can hit woman trapped in a woman's body, that's close enough to fully functional (at least by our standards).

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've dreamed of being trapped in a woman's body.

Anonymous Frank said...

Awww, poor Kendra. Look at it this way, at least ONE of those personalities has to be having a good day!

xo

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Dude, your blog is calling everyone "anonymous". Good thing, because my quote back there was NOT FUNNY.

SG

Blogger miss kendra said...

is this a bug? i hate it.

Blogger yournamehere said...

It's "new" blogger. Now twice as crappy as old blogger.

Blogger karla said...

I think I can read between the lines here. You're a televangelist by day, a stripper by night, and you're trying to justify your sinful night life so that you can still go to heaven. To make matters more complicated, you're heavily addicted to methamphetamines, which goes against your solemn pledge to your dying mother that you'd never touch another illegal substance again. I feel your pain, but I can tell you from experience that when this happened to me, I was able to feel better really quickly with the aid Soon, you just

Blogger jiggs said...

a lot crazy shit is happening on blogger these days. crazy shit.

I'm sleepy.

Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

As long as you don't leave us. Because we will find you.
Ah ha ha!

Blogger Tits McGee said...

If you come visit me, you could be a woman trapped in a woman's body.

I'm just saying.

Blogger Green and Gray said...

http://www.kawaiinot.com/index.php?p=52 Here.. hopefully this will at least make you smile :)

love,
Bumble

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD. This new booger SUCKS. I have to log on before I can even post COMMENTS. GEEEEEEZ.

Missed you, love you, hope to see you tonite.

Blogger Nick said...

I think you should go visit tits. Or me, We could cheer each other up with Soy Ice Cream and monkeys.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I've always found the chance that you really might be an average psychopathic serial killer to be highly erotic.
(This is Sassy...um...not Anonymous ...just in case Blogger decides to suck donkey balls again)

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Going all Nikki/Jessica isn't all THAT bad. At least half of you is super-powered.

"What have you done??? I said SAVE the cheerleader, not SHAVE the cheerleader!!!"

Blogger Tel said...

Oh Kendra, darling, I've been a delinquent comment poster. I'm sorry. I love you. I will lick your sassy shoes when I see you in a few weeks. Will that ever make up for my laziness?

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