January 16, 2007
i am a dancing fool

burlesque class was excellent. i am a better dancer than i have been giving myself credit for. the only bad thing about it is when i stopped shaking my ass intentionally, there was some noticeable residual shake. no one likes residual shake. maybe i should “exercise” or something. something like not eat so many cookies.

i plan to be the geeky burlesque girl, something like a sexy librarian if you will. because my plans are so high-falutin’, i may require help constructing/aquiring a collection of the necessary music and costumes, including this one, a variation on this one, and of course something that would adequately serve these purposes.

i have not yet thought of a good stage name, but i’m partial to pepper something. do not ask why- just know that i am an intergalactic phenomenon.

now i must go have more delightful pms. pms rules me. i am its slave.



21 Comments:

Blogger eebmore said...

I have to say, I loved the links. Your amorous intentions, by way of the conclusive evidence, is to become the embodiment of sexual perfection for every sci-fi geek in the chartered galaxy.

Might I suggest you add an Orion Slave Girl and a licensed member of the Joss Whedon Companion Guild to your repertoire.

Blogger eebmore said...

And just in case you think that green sex vixens aren't hot, check out this Yvonne Craig picture. ZONKS!. I'd pay ten bucks per PBR at that nightclub.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

...as for a stage name..you could use something like La Femme Poivre.

Blogger yournamehere said...

Please please please get that first outfit, Princess Kendra.

How about Pepper McBoobsalot? No?

Blogger jiggs said...

this is most excellent. Me and a-team are going to go to this burlesque thing that margaret cho is involved in. It might be going through your town as well.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sizzling Hot Pepper Pot.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sounds like fun. I am partial to the hot librarian look, I am devoting my life to cultivating said look. When I'm not dressed like a Gap ad, that is.

I like the name Pepper. It makes me think if pink peppercorns. Pepper Rose?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pepper Stardust?

Interplanet Janet?

GalactiGirl?

Robooty?

Blogger eebmore said...

If you’re going to go with a theme, I think you should stick with a theme. You need a geeky-sexy sci-fi burlesque name. Dune, of course, has the sexiest chick names. Something like: Peperia Atreides of the Bene Gesserit.

Anonymous ariel said...

We may have to have a cat fight as to who can be Barbarella. I suspect hair pulling may be involved. As for costumes, I will forcibly make you come over and let me help you. Costuming is the best part. And I'll help with hair, too, I can get anyone in a weave.

As per names, just make sure you do your research. If you think of a name you had better google every variation and every misspelling and everything even remotely similar.

Also, if there were no residual shake there would be no such thing as the shimmy, and everyone loves a good shimmy. Residual shake happens to everyone. Even Lux.

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

I love residual shake. It does half the work for me in bed.

Blogger eebmore said...

I don’t know if you have these in California, but around these parts we have a whole subgenre of “burlesque” called jiggle joints, where the “dancer” doesn’t actually dance at all; but rather simply holds the pole with her ample backside turned towards the audience and allows her thing do 90% of the work for her. I guess in LA, that would be called a low intensity workout. Here, women dance for tips.

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Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I am not surprised you are an excellent dancer - anyone that could move in those Kiss boots (from the birthday outing) would have to be.

I'm kinda grooving on that green body paint. As long as it doesn't have an asbestos base...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? Did someone say PMS? F*ck you!

Sorry.

No I'm not. Grrrrr. Cake!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a minx!

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Dusty Volumes?

Pepper Pedia?

Dewey Decimal?

Libby Rarian?

Sorry, I'm stuck on the librarian theme.

Blogger Autumn said...

good for you for taking that class. sounds like a lot of fun. i would do a class too IF i had someone to go with :)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a little glitter, a hot glue gun, tassels and your crafty bad-ass self could conjure up some wicked pasties For Ms. Pepper Shakes.

Check out Asheville' burlesque group:
http://www.therebelles.com

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw a username somewhere and thought of you immediately...

Pepper Sasskatoon

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

burlesque class? i am so! incredibly! jealous!

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