so the melon stays.
in other news, i am slowly going insane. i still have no job and television is getting old. so very very old. i took all the keys off my keyboard and wiped them and popped them back on. first i lined them up on the couch and pretended to type a manifesto.
and that was monday. imagine how bored i am now.
bored enough to do memes! woo!
first, a movie meme! exclamation point!
A. pick 11 of your favorite movies.
B. then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. post the quotes on your blog.
D. have commenters guess what the movie is.
E. extra points for knowing the actor or character’s name.
F. answers to be posted later
1. "one scoop of creamed potatoes. a slice of butter. four peas. and as much ice cream as you'd like to eat."
2. "i just like to smile. smiiling's my favorite."
3. "sidecars are for bitches." (tied with "well, you forgot and now jelly's dead.")
4. "my god. i haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
5. "you want to be a little bird and get a little worm? just lie down and peep." (tied with, "back and forth. forever.")
6. "don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? you wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?"
7. "haven't you seen boyz n the hood? now one of us is going to get shot."
8. "anybody want a peanut?"
9. "now let's cut the stupid cake because i know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon."
10. "even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the king."
11. "i can't believe you did it. i was teasing. i loved you. course, i was coming up here to kill ya... "
and now.... a music meme! i have no capacity for spontaneous thought these days.
1. choose a band/artist: liz phair
2. answer each question using the title of a song by that band/artist.
3. are you male or female: girls! girls! girls!
4. describe yourself: firewalker
5. how do some people feel about you? mesmerizing
6. how do you feel about yourself? why can't i
7. describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: friend of mine
8. describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: 6'1"
9. describe where you want to be: perfect world
10. describe how you live: dogs of LA
11. describe how you love: fuck and run
12. what would you ask for if you had just one wish? shitloads of money
13. share a few words of wisdom: good love never dies
14. now say goodbye: divorce song