i'm sick. don't those germs know i am VERY BUSY??? there is holidaygoodness to be made! and i, unlike some people, do not have a whole sweatshop to assist me. there are labor laws you know.
also, a meme, via nick at the sac.
5 Things You Don't Know About Me That Should Probably Remain That Way.
"Sure, it's a long name, but it's worth every penny."
1) i like to eat refried beans all by themselves, and animal crackers dipped in diet coke. also, cereal with apple juice. and sometimes, just ketchup. for no reason.
2) i have trichotillomania, but this is probably all i will ever say about that. *edited* i don't pull out my head hairs or my eyelashes or anything. i'm just very very thorough with my tweezers. very.
3) i have only been on two real dates in my life, and they were both awful.
4) when i was sixteen i stole a disposable plastic speculum from the doctor. for what, i do not know. it was there, i was there. i was young and curious and a semi-professional thief. so i took it.
5) i am considering purchasing an epi-pen and a slice of pizza.
send delicious soup and vegan cookies.