October 16, 2006
this is not a threat

i am having serious stomach problems. i think i might die.

i spent $200 at the vet this morning. again.

the water in my building has been shut off for the last 24 hours.

i feel like death.



26 Comments:

Blogger Tits McGee said...

1) I'll be right over with some Pepto.

2) Ouch.

3) Double ouch.

4) When I get there, I'll rub your feet. You poor thing.

Sending you hugs from across the country, dear Miss Kendra.

Blogger FRITZ said...

Why would the water get shut off?
Please do not die; let Tits administer food allergy antidote.

I will be thinking of you.

Blogger me said...

are you still feeling like death?

tomorrow, i will post a post in your honour and i hope it will make you feel much better than death, more like... a sparkly version of death... that smells like cookies.

Blogger Stepherz said...

I'm sorry Kendra! That sounds terrible.

Tits McGee is willing to rub your feet. That sounds like it could make things better!?

Getting rubbed by tits can't be anything but good!

Blogger Green and Gray said...

That can't be good.. I'm sorry, sister. *hugs*

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Maybe you should go to a human doctor with your stomach? Just a suggestion --- the vet is used to smaller organs.

Seriously, I hope you feel better. Much. Soon.

Blogger yournamehere said...

Oh, Kendra, I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. I'll be there to leer lustily as Tits rubs your feet.

Hey, anything for a friend.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

If vets are such animal lovers, why don't they make it easier to care for a pet?

Also, poor tummy. At least the work bathroom is clean and has tasty-smelling soap.

You're not going to die! Todd will give you mouth-to-mouth and chest compressions. They might feel a little bit like boobie squeezes, but that's how they do things in Kentucky. At least, that's what that one guy told me at that one party that one time.

Hey,do you need CPR after passing out from drinking tequila?

Blogger Uccellina said...

Don't die. Where would I go to knit and watch TV if you died?

Blogger yournamehere said...

Oh, they'll feel a lot like boobie squeezes.

Blogger Sachi said...

That makes me very sad.

Blogger jiggs said...

I hope you poop soon. Stupid animals with their sickness! What the fuck about the water in the building? that's fucking bullshit.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLease get better! I can't lose you!

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

If you're out of water, just drink alcohol. And bathe in it. Don't bathe in beer though. Just vodka.

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

*hug*

..........

*hair pat*

........

*hug*

Blogger amera hearts said...

aw, i'm sorry. that sucks. i wish i could help.

why did you spend 200 at the vet again?

my building has been out of water for 3 days now. it's supposed to be turned back on today. the city was "testing" something. yeah right bastards. i've had to take showers at a friends house. ggrr.

Blogger Christina said...

I spent $50 at the vet today.

Blogger sleepydog said...

Miss Kendra, if you're having stomach ailments, I don't think the Veterinarian can help you much, may I suggest a people doctor?

Blogger sleepydog said...

Seriously though, I hope you get to feeling better soon.

Blogger Colleen said...

*hugs*
http://www.mightygoods.com/items/2006/10/wonderdog.php
Wonder Dog will save the day!

Blogger Brookelina said...

I hope you feel better soon. Next time go to a doctor and not a vet, and don't shut the water off! Sheesh.

Blogger Autumn said...

when it rains it pours.

hang in there.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

How the FRICK can you not have water?! That's gotta be violating at least eleventymillion city/county codes. I would certainly take the day's rent off the next check!

Sorry 'bout your belly. Mebbe you're preggers? From Hot-But-Stanky-Guy?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel like mac & cheese. Of course, I've never had death. Is it any good?

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

What is wrong!!?? Does Leonard Nimoy still have problems with the explosive diarrhea? :(

I'm sorry you feel like crap.

And I'm even sorrier that you feel like crap and can't even take a hot bath.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could we get and update, please? Some of us are worried.

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