or so the doctor told me, once he stopped the bleeding. i've been spackled, and it was not as fun as it sounds.
i went to my procedure in costume, because i can. the nurse was one of those people who pretends to see nothing out of the ordinary. but who was she kidding?
the lady on the elevator kept looking at me like i was crazy, and then right before we got off she turned to me and said, "oh that's right! it's halloween!" that old biddy thought i was just some weirdo. i'll show her, when i show up next week dressed as xena warrior princess sings the blues.
anyway, i had intended on making costumes for my pets ((because that's how i roll) but i didn't have time, what with all the heavy drinking to dull my pain and whatnot. since i failed as a source of entertainment, i figured i'd make you a nice little mockup of atleast one of my spectacular feline couture designs.
you know you do.