i had my "procedure" this morning, and while i won't know the results till next week, the initial tests were good.
or so the doctor told me, once he stopped the bleeding. i've been spackled, and it was not as fun as it sounds.
i went to my procedure in costume, because i can. the nurse was one of those people who pretends to see nothing out of the ordinary. but who was she kidding?
my face is green!
the lady on the elevator kept looking at me like i was crazy, and then right before we got off she turned to me and said, "oh that's right! it's halloween!" that old biddy thought i was just some weirdo. i'll show her, when i show up next week dressed as xena warrior princess sings the blues.
anyway, i had intended on making costumes for my pets ((because that's how i roll) but i didn't have time, what with all the heavy drinking to dull my pain and whatnot. since i failed as a source of entertainment, i figured i'd make you a nice little mockup of atleast one of my spectacular feline couture designs.
that's right. you love it.
you know you do.
or so the doctor told me, once he stopped the bleeding. i've been spackled, and it was not as fun as it sounds.
i went to my procedure in costume, because i can. the nurse was one of those people who pretends to see nothing out of the ordinary. but who was she kidding?
the lady on the elevator kept looking at me like i was crazy, and then right before we got off she turned to me and said, "oh that's right! it's halloween!" that old biddy thought i was just some weirdo. i'll show her, when i show up next week dressed as xena warrior princess sings the blues.
anyway, i had intended on making costumes for my pets ((because that's how i roll) but i didn't have time, what with all the heavy drinking to dull my pain and whatnot. since i failed as a source of entertainment, i figured i'd make you a nice little mockup of atleast one of my spectacular feline couture designs.
you know you do.
23 Comments:
First beyotches!!
You look hot as Poison Ivy. You look hot not as Poison Ivy too.
I won't ask about the procedure. I just hope it didn't damage your boobies in any way.
I'm digging your poison ivy hair. I think you should consider it as a full time look.
Sending good outcome wishes on your procedure...
Nurse needs to get laid. Come on, lady, it's Halloween. Embrace the madness and give a girl props for the fine costume and the balls to wear it to the doctor's office.
This is why we love you.
I love it. LOVE IT!
So many jokes ... bursting out of my head ... something about trimming the hedge ... argh! Must. Not. Make. lame. Joke.
I had great joy saying "shuttlecock" all day today.
awesome poison ivy! i decided to be a typical new yorker for halloween and wore black from head to toe. not very original but it felt appropriate.
Wow. Sex-ay costume. I echo Brooke's concern for your boobies (and the rest of you, of course).
Just when I think I can't possibly love you any more, there you go making me love you more.
I admit it. I do love it! How freakin cute!
hee hee. nimoy looks so cute! I would add to the commentary on your hotness, but I don't want to sound redundant.
be healthy!
Very unique! I love it!
And Nimoy is adorable as always--- so photogenic!
Sherlock and Wookie are proud of Leonard Nimoy.
That outfit suits you. You should wear that red hair more often.
LOVE the costume. You look fabulous, as usual. And Mr. Spock is pretty damn cute, too.
That wig is TOTALLY the hotness.
I need a short black pageboy one - but my melon is too big for a wig :(
Happy Day After Halloween!
I just hope your pink parts are ok.
Ditto with all the well-wishes and to HECK with being redundant, I say! YOU LOOK AMAZING. You have taken Poison Ivy to a whole new level. You out-rock Uma ANY day. I bow to your greatness.
Tee hee. XT said 'pink parts.'
You're so sexy it hurts me a little.
You are way hot as Poison Ivy, but I am beside myself with anticipation to see you as Xena.
But, instead of singing the blues, may I suggest that you speak only in Haiku?
everyone think you are smokin' girl!
i think the different outfits at different trips to the doctors office is a great idea!
what procedure was this? O.o I have no clue..
Ok. I read your blog all.the.time. All the time. I'm sitting here on my couch trying to imagine that I am the woman in the elevator acting as though you were dressed in an everyday outfit. I'm cracking myself up, and I won't even pretend to be ashamed!
ps- I hope your tests results come back all clear.
You are my hero. I want to go to the doctor in costume. Maybe I'll dress as a doctor.
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