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Happy Birthday.I didn't know that people actually used humans as the creamy center of baked goods. That's a little scary.
Happy Birthday Miss Kendra, may the coming year bring you much happiness.
Happy birthday! May this year bring you everything to make you happy.
Happy Birthday Libra!! May your new year have balance and much cake. And fat pussies.
Wow, Kendra! If I'd known it was your b-day, I would have bought you a "Hello Kitty" donut last night at Bob's/F.Mkt.!!Have a great celebration!
yeah baby!Happy birthday to my favoritest person.
You look so hot with blonde hair and a cake as a dress. Yummy. Happy birthday Kendra!
Happy fucking birthday.Go ruin some things.Start with your liver, and the rest will fall into place.xoxo
HappyHappy BirddayHappyHappy BirddayHappyHappyHappyHappyHAPPY!I really wish I was going with y'all tonite.
Have an embarrassing weekend.And take pictures, of course.Happy birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTRESS KENDRA!I would gladly jump out of a cake for you...and I would be delicious.But certainly not as delicious as you.
Happy Birthday!!! Have a great day! You deserve it.
Happy Birthday Kendra :)<3 Bumble
I hope you have a happy birthday.Don't get into tooooooo much trouble!
Happy happy! Fun will be had.
happy birthday! i hope the donut was worth it...
HOORAY!!!Happy Birthday, Miss Kendra! I wish I could be there to celebrate with you tonight! I expect photographic evidence of your fabulous time at the fetish bar.Live it up, Baby. You rock.
You rock, lady!Happy day!
Happy happy day!
Rembember, what happens at the fetish bar... gets posted for all to read..happy birthday!
I am late, but happy birthday!! I hope it was fantastic.
Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoyed your cake.
What a delicious birthday cake- yum! Happy belated birthday!
happy b-day late
hepy blated birfdy!
Hope your birthday excursion went well...I owe you a drink.Or 5.
I'm such a doof! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Here's hoping one day you'll be live-blogging your birthday soiree from the chez of your gigantic yacht, on your way to your private island after having just purchased your own country!Best wishes!!!!!!Meggy
You know, in all the excitement, I don't think I actually SAID Happy Birthday all night. So, Happy Birthday.
hey! mine too (well, it was...)! happy birthday girl :)
Happy B-Day, Peaches!
YAY! Happy Birthday! I hope she's made out of that cream cheese frosting. I hate that sugary, gritty shit.
Are you stuck in the cake? Have you fallen and can't get up? Should I send in supplies?
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