September 14, 2006
nooooooooooo!

the flag is at half mast today, as "supernova," who may not be named supernova anymore, has proven to be a grouping of possibly the stupidest people on earth.

they chose lukas.
lukas! this guy!


hear him and his strange pinchy voice here. what were they thinking????? he sounds like he's trying to squeeze out a poo! and his head! it's just so small!

jason newsted- how could you do me like that? and after all the hot sex we shared in my dreams. i'm not sure i can ever forgive you.

i have to focus all my energies on my other secret celebrity boyfriends now. i'll just have to dream of julian mcmahon. he's not even my type. see what you've done jason newsted???? you've been replaced by a man with sculpted eyebrows and minimal chest hair! it's not right.

in fact it's very very wrong. very very deliciously wrong.

speaking of my dreams, lately i dream of two things: the awkward hurtiness, and phantom pets. i much prefer the pet dreams, wherein i've accumulated four dogs:

amelia


scullie


mr. miyagi


wickett


and a swell cat:
skeletor


but it's just not fair. i wake up so sad! where have my babies gone? someday i shall have a tiny dog to call my own. and certainly there will be more cats. because who doesn't need more cats? they go so nicely with my knitting and spinning and general sense of hermitness.

in a perfect world, everytime i dreamt of a new pet, i would wake up and he'd be there. and craft supplies would be free, and julian mcmahon would sponsor me so i could devote my life to the glorious making of things, and lukas would go back to flipping chicken wings at hooters, and someone would buy me a miniature pony.

sigh.



29 Comments:

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

Your dreampets are so CUTE!

Blogger Colleen said...

Dreaming your pets to life! How wonderful!

Blogger othur-me said...

Please tell me where to send the pony.

Blogger Autumn said...

yeah, not such a big fan of lukas either!

Blogger miss kendra said...

i should add that i don't name the pets. that's what they're named in my dream.

so i do name them, but not conciously.

Blogger Pam said...

I think you should dreamgift me Mr Miyagi, just so your dreamhouse doesn't get too dreamcrowded.

I thought the band-who-cannot-be named would pick Toby - just for the underage groupie potential. Not that Jason would do that, just the horndog T Lee or whatever stupid nickname he anointed himself with this week.

Lukas. Ick.

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

Those are some adorable dream pets, I'm with ya, I can't wait to get dogs.

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

supernova? they are dead to me.

also? i have a dog that looks like wickett. not the wheelchair one. the other one.

Blogger Libby said...

I stopped watching that show about 4 episodes ago because I had a horrible terrible feeling that they were going to get hideously bored like InXS did and pick someone mentally retarded.

Or ugly.

I was not disappointed. Unfortunately :(

And I would like Mr. Miyagi to live at my house. Thank you.

Blogger Laurie Ann said...

I'm moving to Kendraland. It's so much nicer than Hollywoodland.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I don't know what show you're talking about, but that guy looks like the unholy love child of Jonathan Davis, the bed-wetting lead singer of Korn, and a teenage Joey Lawrence.

Blogger jiggs said...

Miniature horses for you:

horse 1
horse 2
horse 3
horse 4

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

I love that you have dream pets! With names!

Can you have a pug named "Roland"?

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Oh, and the mini-donkey from Jiggs shall be named Ulla.

Blogger Übermilf said...

You need a big house in a country town.

Have you ever thought of becoming a school marm?

Blogger Tits McGee said...

I would like to marry you, please.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I don't care if it is you or Pam, but someone needs to have a mr. miyagi. Mr. Sassy and I are going to get one once all of the cats have passed (which will never happen because of that deal I made with Satan...but still...a girl can dream).

Blogger Moe said...

Ashle of "dogged." was telling that there is such a thing as a seeing eye pony (the miniature ones). You should get one, and then you could take it to the mall and craft shopping. I imagine you would need a little packsack for the poop-scoop bags though.

Hope things start to look up soon...

Blogger sleepydog said...

I want to be one of your dream pets. I would chase the akward hurtiness away by barking at it, and doing stoopid tricks to make you smile.
And making you sandwiches.
I think I'd be a good dream pet, so can I be one of yours ?

Pretty please please pleasey weasey with sugar on it ?

Blogger WineGrrl said...

That red eyeshadow makes him look like he has a bad hangover...or like he cries...a LOT.

As for the cute pets, I hope you have lots of wee-wee pads and a litter box.

Blogger Lisa said...

Yeah, but here's the thing. I'm thinking picking Lukas was actually a really really good thing.

The band itself is SO not going to last - they'll probably collapse under the weight of Tommy Lee's scabies before they even reach the end of the tour. And the music itself - really just good enough for the small stage at KROQ Weenie Roast.

So why drag down a perfectly good singer and more likeable person like Dilana or Toby? They'll get their own deals, unmolested by T-Lee's ego and avoid getting sucked down by the band that dare not speak its name, and be better off for the exposure.

Go Lukas! Crash and burn!

Blogger tk said...

I wonder what Freud would think of all those little dogs?

Blogger Brookelina said...

You have the best dreams.

Blogger LotusKnits said...

eww lukas smells and looks like a poor rip off of...well...many things (like robert smith on a very very bad day). love your puppy choices, and that skeletor might be able to claw your face off, but he's cute enough that you'd still love him the next day.

Blogger babyjewels said...

Oh Kendra. You make my head spin. I have a supernova post that I haven't been able to sit down to right. You may have inspired me.

Blogger me said...

feel free to live vicariously through me and my glourious new puppy earl.
he is everything a girl could ask for and more - i promise to saturate the internet with his visage.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Oh, your perfect world does indeed sound perfect. You forgot to mention the oodles of time that you would be allotted daily to spend on craftiness. And be paid for it. Pretty sweet dream, mm?

And you're completely right of course. No one doesn't need more cats.

Well. 'cept the smelly cat lady who works with my mother and does not know how to bathe. She does not need more than her 16 cats.

Though it might be more appropriate to say that the cats do not need her.

Not that cats need anyone, but I digress.

Blogger scumbag said...

does that guy have water on the brain? he looks like a goth hobbit.

Blogger Stephieface said...

After they ejected Ryan Star and Magni (who fulfilled all my LIVE dreams) all I had left was Toby. Once they axed Toby, I KNEW they were going to pick Lukas (if you take the LA out of Lukas you get uks or even.... suk).
I once heard a phrase, "I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself"... and everytime I see Lukas I think of that phrase. He's a pocket emo since he's so freaking weeeeee.

A cat named Skeletor would kick so much ass.

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