which made me love this:
now proceed to the holiday goodness requests below. last year i made ornaments for everyone, customized for the recipient.
for example: for sarah smile, i made a sea horse. she likes strange animals.i need to know your preferences, or you will quite seriously receive something that is potentially horrid and grotesque. i'm collecting scabs at this very moment. those are for sprinkling on toast, but i have months to figure out something icky for you people.
for wombat, i made a christmas tree covered in eyes.