September 06, 2006
i'm sending you all creepy awful avian type things

as you may recall, i am afraid of birds.

which made me love this:

natalie dee speaks my language.


now proceed to the holiday goodness requests below. last year i made ornaments for everyone, customized for the recipient.
for example: for sarah smile, i made a sea horse. she likes strange animals.

for wombat, i made a christmas tree covered in eyes.
i need to know your preferences, or you will quite seriously receive something that is potentially horrid and grotesque. i'm collecting scabs at this very moment. those are for sprinkling on toast, but i have months to figure out something icky for you people.



20 Comments:

Blogger Übermilf said...

We like ballerinas in our house.

Well, the littlest two do, anyways.

Blogger Moe said...

I hear ya, sister. Birds are creepy.

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

I love strange animals. I love all animals, really. Except eels.

But I especially love Hark the Harold (the seahorse).

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

My comment verification for my last comment was almost the word vampire.

And I do love eels, just from a distance.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

I have never met anyone before who shared my fear of moths.

I love you.

Please don't make me a moth ornament.

Blogger jiggs said...

i can't wait for my goodie!

birds aren't scary if you can become comfortable with the possibility that they will poke out your eyes.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I enjoy foul-mouthed sailors. Can you make one of those?

Blogger myboyfriendiscrazy said...

whoa, scary present for wombat.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Birds are also dirty.

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

there is a park filled with bats next to my house.
ick.

Blogger MadMeer said...

I would frame and hang that bird photo in my house. What a statement!

Birds - bleh! So un-cuddly.

Blogger Thérèse said...

This goes hand in hand with things I do not like. I like all sorts of things, just not birds. I am not exactly afraid of birds but I find them gross. And they annoy me. There is a crow outside my bedroom window who loves to wake me up at 4:38 every morning.

Fucking crow.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

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Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Birds. I hate pidgeons, which seem to be ubiquitous here in LA. Seagulls I kinda like because, well, they remind me of the sea. I'll never understand why they hang out at the Target on Rodeo/La Cienega.

And I like the cute little furry ones that go crazy after the big ravens that come too close to their nests. Still, I wouldn't want to hug one.

Blogger Brookelina said...

Natalie Dee rules!

Blogger Egan said...

Birds terrify me. Especially when they're flying around inside a house.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

The Christmas tree covered in eyes was even cooler than it sounds.

And it sounds pretty fucking cool.

So that gives you an idea.

Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

I got a gift last year that left me all tingly in my naughty bits.

I'll email you later with all my info...

my preference is always porn.

always.

Blogger Stepherz said...

Birds are loud. Contrary to popular belief, most brids DON'T have a pretty song. Magpie's and Crows are the worst-- such ugly critters. But I wayyy prefer a crow to a yellow jacket. You've never seen a gal run so fast or scream so loud as me when I see a bee or wasp.

No bees for me!

Blogger ladylinoleum said...

My birdies still love you...LOL

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