August 03, 2006
you want my job

either i've traveled back in time and am magically posting via the power of gnomes on a prehistoric interweb, or this is just what i wore to work last friday.

where i
~drank wine coolers from a kiddie pool filled with ice
~did jell-o shots
~ ate burgers and chips and chicken with veggies
~watched other people eat fried brie (is this good? they liked it. it seemed weird to me. (that might be because i'm allergic to cheese and also not a fan of fried unless it involves carbohydrates))
~competed in a trivia contest wherein one of the answers was quite gloriously "cory feldman"
~got serenaded
~was given gorgeous jewelry and a rubiks cube for my trouble.



here is a close up, so you can see my bitchin eye makeup and hair doodad.



also, someone needs to call doc brown, hop in the delorean, and get my parents back together, as i seem to be disappearing, eyebrow first.

quick! hurry! before i am no longer able to properly perform a pivotal character in my one woman show!



32 Comments:

Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

You are so fucking hot!

You are now my new hero.

Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

w00t! I'm the first comment!

Blogger Uccellina said...

I want your job. I do I do I do.

Blogger tk said...

My job is so much better than yours... I get to talk about old men about their prostate. wanna trade?

Blogger Tits McGee said...

1) I want to eat you up. You are so. Cute.

2) The Rock is hawt.

3) What's your favorite Ring Pop flavor? Mine's watermelon.

4) Did I mention how cute you are?

5) Will you be my girlfriend?

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Oddly enough I wore the exact same outfit today.

Blogger babyjewels said...

Are you working at a hot girl factory? Do you need an assistant?

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

seriously, will you marry me?

Blogger fatwonkkid said...

for some reason Madonna's "Material Girl" started playing in my head when I saw the pics...I don't know why though :P

Blogger Quirkalot said...

I think the last time I saw you wear that jewlery was in 1998. Shall I say it? Morning Glow, baby!!!

"I DO believe in fairies!!!!!!!!!!"

Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I'm going to second BJB's comment, totally hot!

Blogger Sachi said...

You did sooooo much better without using my stuff. Well done! I hope to hell you won the best dressed prize.

Blogger jiggs said...

I'm so happy that you're happy with your work. Also, you're quite hot... yum.

Blogger yournamehere said...

Yes, "marry" spinning girl, and let me be the "wedding" photographer.

You are quite beautiful.

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

you had me at corey feldman. i really DO want your job.

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

You're right. I really do. Why can't they do fun stuff like that where I work?

Oh. Right. 'Cause in the 80's all these people I work with were already in their 40's and 50's.

Blogger sleepydog said...

Miss Kendra, you are lovely, and I like your style. I'm glad you're diggin' the new job !

Blogger Nick said...

I want to get a job that I can wear a kilt to, but doesn't involve tossing huge logs.

None of that was a euphemism.

Blogger malted balls said...

i would really like to have sex with you.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Yay for Miss Kendra!

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

You look totally HAWT!!!! Too bad you were a toddler in the 80's, b/c that would have been an excellent fashion period for you. Generally I'm against reviving past fashion trends, but I think you should (and could) do it.

Blogger Brookelina said...

I'm bringing this picture to a plastic surgeon so I can have your nose. I'd take yours, but you're still using it.

Blogger Nick said...

Like that ever stopped you before, Brooke.

Blogger demondoll said...

Miss Kendra= Hot 80's chick!

Anonymous Meg said...

LOL!!! What an amazing work outfit. You're redefining office casual, Kendra. You're a pioneer, yo. A pioneer. Which I suppose makes me a pioneer's grandma.

Blogger Sysm said...

See?

I told you this shit would start to turnaround.

I heart Miss Kendra.

Blogger Moe said...

I do wish I had your job. Hell, I'd just like to be able to use my pop culture knowledge at work every once in awhile. Because god knows the useful information doesn't stay in my head.

Blogger tlsd said...

Kendra rocks... always knew it... all this and cory feldman in one post...

ps: I lurrrve those shoooooes with matching wrist thingy's!

Blogger Uccellina said...

I demand more posting.

Blogger ladylinoleum said...

Love your eyeball shot ala Blair Witch perspective. You look mahvelous dahling!

Blogger me said...

your legs are zlhgd.(that's hawt in wordver speak).

Blogger Rrramone said...

Did I mention you're killing me?

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