August 22, 2006
the world is crazy

we interrupt this display of pantaloons (wooooooooooooo!) to bring you a very serious update.

the terrorists have won.

when american boobs are no longer free to be hoisted heavenward- and isn't that the quintessential american dream?- indeed the end is nigh. what of those women who have implants? mightn't their enormous bags of goo in fact be beautiful breasts of doom?

and wouldn't that be ironic? using what we love (and they hate) against us?

now back to your regularly scheduled joyous pantalooning.



15 Comments:

Blogger Thérèse said...

I don't even know what to say about that, other than I agree and the freedom to push boobies high to the sky is at least as important as the price of gas.

Also, I can't stop saying "pantaloons" as I stare at them.

I do believe "pantaloons" and "leiderhosen" are equally fascinating to pronounce.

Blogger Laurie Ann said...

Will they make women take off their bra at the security check point? Because if they made me go bra-less, they had better provide me with an extra seat. The girls have a tendency to spread when they aren't holstered.

Bras, belts, shoes--is nude flying the future of air travel?

Good thing you have your pantaloons.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I need to get a job at airport security.

"We're going to need to examine that bra, miss. Hand it over."

Anonymous Meg said...

Your layout. Kicks. Ass.

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

this comment is not related. i just wanted to assure you that i won't be posting any comments about supernova tonight. that is all.

*hopes that someday she can redeem herself and be invited for pie*

Blogger JenL said...

It wasn't enough that they had to take away our Kiehl's lip balm. Not that I'm running out for a gel bra anytime soon, but still.

I tried to read some of the comments, but the inability of people to proofread or use spell check just hurts my head.

Hurray for pantaloons!

Blogger Stepherz said...

That's pretty cool. I'm flying across the US on September 11th. Last time I flew my bra was molested by a huge female security guard. I'll avoid gel bras, just in case I run into that bra molester again!

Blogger Brookelina said...

Excellent. I'm getting gel bras so I can get felt up on my next trip.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Oy vey.

Blogger Nick said...

I have no comment, other than that my word verification is "brkkk".

It just proves that words verification is racist.

Blogger jiggs said...

boobies should definitely be raised up and worshipped whenever possible.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Kendra I can't stop staring at your new template. It is so very enjoyable!

Blogger me said...

i swear to god i was telling people the other day that women are going to start filling their boobies with explosives...

miss k... stop shinning my brain.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Well. For the first time EVER I feel lucky to be amply blessed. No need of gel cups. But I still have those underwires to contend with.

Unless I can just knot the old gals and toss 'em over my shoulder.

Word ver - "rflax". I think that has something to do with spinning.

Blogger Beeb said...

I wanted to thank you for this post... I looked at it about three hours before I was suppose to fly...

luckily, I do not need gel in my bra... but it got me a good feel-ski!!!

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