the terrorists have won.
when american boobs are no longer free to be hoisted heavenward- and isn't that the quintessential american dream?- indeed the end is nigh. what of those women who have implants? mightn't their enormous bags of goo in fact be beautiful breasts of doom?
and wouldn't that be ironic? using what we love (and they hate) against us?
now back to your regularly scheduled joyous pantalooning.