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haha! thats fantastic.
I don't know that it's a good thing that you're not eliminating...You know, get crocheting until you feel like you want to do it on teevee and you can bask in the glow of really scorching lights with me and Bri!!!! And um, then you could help us do step-outs too which suck.
They make a tea for that.It's called "Smooth Move."I'm not joking.
Coffee and cigarettes. Trust me.
Übie's right, but I prefer Brooke's solution.Or you might want to see if Bobby Brown is available.
The whole concept disturbs me more than you could possibly know.
Off subject, I just saw the band Morningwood on the Letterman show, and the lead singer reminded me of you, based on the pictures I've seen. Only you're prettier.That is all. Carry on with your poop talk.
that's ok miss k. i made sure to take a poo for you today.(but really, coffee works for me in ways almost inhumane.)
This is your regular poopdate. Get it? Like "update" but with "poop" instead of "up". If only your pooping could be as regular as your poopdate.
Poop is just a funny word. I had a manager once who wouldn't swear so he said "poop" in place of "shit." A grown man saying "Oh Poop!" is just wrong. I made sure to cuss like a sailor on shore leave whenever I was around him.
Wow, this is still an issue? I don't even want to know how many days now.
I'm not pooping either! I think it's the moon.
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