July 19, 2006
working girl

first item of business: they added another afoostic show and i seriously must get tickets or i will be ruined.

second item of business: i want nick and jiggs to come here and take me to see clerks II. also i need a date for pirates.

third:

today was my first day at work.

i think i LURVED it! exclamation point!

mostly i get to keep track of everything- which gives me pleasure of inordinate magnitude- as i am naturally a controlling anal retentive busy body, or as i like to say, "perfect in every way."

i have a work station where fjorken van der bean will soon take his rightful place, and i get a business card and a parking pass and a tiny little usb thingie for my key chain that stores information. which clearly makes me a SPY.

most importantly, now that i have something to do with my life again, i am feeling much more like a human van der bean. and thus i am working on another installment in the epic chronicles of my body's mutations. i know you're excited.

now back away from the monitor. new job protocol. please shield your eyes.



30 Comments:

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Yay!

Yay!

yay!

Can't wait to hear all the updates.

Meanwhile, in Spinning Land, I am "curing" Jamwall's prize between my breasts.

I might be a loser.

Blogger jiggs said...

yay! I'm so happy for you!

Why doens't boy take you to see pirates? Tasty and i already saw it. Perhaps you need a tasty in your life.

I haven't seen clerks 2 yet. i actually haven't seen clerks 1. I also want to see a scanner darkly. so many movies!

and all is again right in the world

Blogger yournamehere said...

I'm seeing Clerks 2 this weekend.

Blogger Zombie Lou said...

Hark! And praise be to Miss Kendra. Were it not stored in such a lovely place, I would eat her brain!

Peace be upon you.

Blogger Nick said...

I swear that guy is a bigger jerk, now that he started eating brains.


Your new job sounds like the hotness. I excited for you.

And I would totally take you to see Clerks 2, but only is we can constantly pull pranks on Jiggs.

Blogger jiggs said...

nick: your face!

Blogger Uccellina said...

We have free Pirates on the weekend of the 29th, if you'd care to join us. It's at the TV Academy, with no ads or previews, but also no candy :-(

Blogger Lara said...

I saw Clerks 2 last weekend in Austin. It's awesome! It's funny! It's shocking! And seriously the best Kevin Smith movie. Go and see it!

congrats on your new job. So, are you a hall monitor? Since you keep track of things?

Blogger Colleen said...

Congratulations!!!!

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Soooooooooo happy for you!

Pirates 2 is playing at the drive-in here. Wanna go? We can make out in the back seat.

Blogger Nick said...

I'm not going with Jiggs anymore, I'm going with Tits and Kendra.

Blogger Libby said...

Hooray momma!! I'm glad you've found a job that is not teh suck.

Miss chatting with you. I need more stability. :)

Blogger Laurie Ann said...

Wow. That sounds like responsibility and shit. I can't wait to hear details.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Pirates is at the drive in HERE, too! Maybe we could make a circuit of all the drive ins and make out in the back seat at all of them!

Nick, you can drive.

Blogger Autumn said...

GLAD YOU'RE FEELING LIKE YOURSELF AGAIN!

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Miss K is feeling herself?! Can I watch?!

I haven't seen Pirates2 either. We can crash Ucc's party. . . and bring our own candy.

I'll discuss with y'all tonite if the wee monkey lets me out of the house by myself.

Word ver: veerk mc. I think that's what Mr. Van Der Bean does when you're not home.

Blogger myboyfriendiscrazy said...

What's the job title?

I hope in the requirements section they said "5+ years experience being anal retentive"

Blogger demondoll said...

Congrats on the shiny new job, and esp the spy card. Hooray for Miss Kendra, who is Practically Perfect in Every Way!

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Goody! Can I sit in the middle?

::dreaming of being in a Kendra/Übermilf sandwich::

Blogger tlsd said...

Hurahhhhhhhhhhh *claps insanely*
I'm sooooo happy for you honey!

ps: Pirates was gooooooood...
(don't waste it trying to fight off nicks wondering hands...)

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

Yay! I'm so excited for you. I want a job as a spy. Especially if I get a cool keychain thingamabobby. Yeah.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Who needs a dry hump?
I'm offering.

Blogger Calzone said...

Cool dude. This time don't fuck your boss and put all the dishes away.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Here is a gamae I found, & thought of you.


Gnome Darts

I had no idea what I was doing until I read the "English Manual". Now I still suck, but at least I am throwing gnomes.

You speak Dutch, right?

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

gamae.

Anonymous Meg said...

Good for you, woman :)

In a few months I shall return with blueprints designing my takeover of the world. You can be a part of it, if you'd like. You can be the Minister of Knitting.

Blogger kitty said...

atta girl

Blogger kitty said...

Calzone, what's wrong with relations with your boss? I thought that's how to get promoted. Uh-oh. That might explain why I never move up.

Blogger Nick said...

yo.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Hooray, hooray, HOORAY!!!

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