second item of business: i want nick and jiggs to come here and take me to see clerks II. also i need a date for pirates.
today was my first day at work.
i think i LURVED it! exclamation point!
mostly i get to keep track of everything- which gives me pleasure of inordinate magnitude- as i am naturally a controlling anal retentive busy body, or as i like to say, "perfect in every way."
i have a work station where fjorken van der bean will soon take his rightful place, and i get a business card and a parking pass and a tiny little usb thingie for my key chain that stores information. which clearly makes me a SPY.
most importantly, now that i have something to do with my life again, i am feeling much more like a human van der bean. and thus i am working on another installment in the epic chronicles of my body's mutations. i know you're excited.
now back away from the monitor. new job protocol. please shield your eyes.