July 31, 2006
reasons # 38 and 109

why my new job rules:

#38: basket of portable fruits! for me to eat from! everyday! mmmm, delicious.

#39: the bathroom handsoap (and thus my hands) smells of pina colada.



21 Comments:

Blogger Tits McGee said...

I will now fantasize about your piña colada hands for days.

Blogger jiggs said...

I like pina coladas. and getting caught in the rain.

Here's a little phrase that I just made up: "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Ok. to be honest, I didn't make that up. But I really did make up this one: "an apple a day keeps the HMO away."

I'm not afraid of doctors except for proctologists. corporate health care entities, however, make me shit my pants.

Blogger Sachi said...

I'm so happy for you!!!!

Blogger Uccellina said...

Does that mean that you now smell like piña colada cookies?

If so, beware. Next time I see you, I will eat you up faster than a cinnamon donut.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Beware (also) the pina colada handsoap. If its the same swill we have in our otherwise lovely room of rest, it will rip your ever-lovin hands up. Really. It's the harshest thing on my delicate, ladylike hands.

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

that's all well, and good, but what's the dishwasher like?

Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

I'm glad you found a new place to work, hon. i know you hated the last place. Now, if only we can find me a new place to live.

Blogger LotusKnits said...

YAY! I love pina colada, but just smelling it makes me want to eat. But then maybe you'll share your basket o' fruit with me when I get hungry. And the world will have a (diet) coke and a smile and try not to blow itself to bits.

the end.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I can't type what I was going to say. I just can't. It had something to do with your pina colada hands, but it's just wrong.

Have a lovely evening.

Blogger Libby said...

Dude - reason #187? Gives you $$ to come hang with me in Vegas. :)

Hope you're coming! The girls I'm staying with are A-OK with you crashing with us. As long as you don't mind drunk derby girls.

PS? I'm ecstatic that you've found a good job. You definitely deserve something great.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Do you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain?

Blogger me said...

how do pickles and boon feel abot these pina colada hands, hmm?

interesting.

does your place of work allow for avid pencil fights and various other forms of delightful tom foolery that one day you may post about?
the tom foolery that is...

congrats on a job well gotten

Blogger Colleen said...

I'm really glad your new job is working out for you!

Blogger Übermilf said...

If the pina colada soap is indeed rough, perhaps they have some hand cream, too.

P.S. Could you give me a definition of a non-portable fruit? I've only seen the portable kind.

Blogger Brookelina said...

Do you like making love at midnight?

Blogger Egan said...

It's good to know they stock soap in your work bathrooms. Keep the reasons coming.

Blogger Tim said...

Is your new job at a resort in Jamaica?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get free facials at mine. And free plastic surgery. Seriously. Though, I doubt I'll ever take 'em up on the boob/nose job combo. -- Meg

Blogger Übermilf said...

Do you get to throw the fruit at people who piss you off? 'Cause that would be cool.

Don't discount the power of blueberries. They be small and not hurt much, but they stain clothes like a motherfucker.

Blogger myboyfriendiscrazy said...

oooooh, jealous

Blogger karla said...

I am coming to your work every day for a piece of fruit. Don't bogart that fruit basket.

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