(though clearly pre-mystic tan)
it is apparent that either
(a) through voodoo magic and trickery she has stolen michael jackson's face,
(b) michael has not only become a woman, but successfully entered and won a pageant, thereby beginning a new career, or
(c) he has given up on trying to alter his own looks, and is now slowly working his way through the general population.
any of these possibilities is cause for alarm. i am puzzled as to how this was allowed to occur. wasn't any one paying attention??? for shame, the donald. for shame.