July 26, 2006
conspiracy!

i believe that miss universe 2006 should be summarily disqualified based on the following evidence:

exhibit a: person of interest


exhibit b: potentially the same person of interest
(though clearly pre-mystic tan)


it is apparent that either
(a) through voodoo magic and trickery she has stolen michael jackson's face,
(b) michael has not only become a woman, but successfully entered and won a pageant, thereby beginning a new career, or
(c) he has given up on trying to alter his own looks, and is now slowly working his way through the general population.

any of these possibilities is cause for alarm. i am puzzled as to how this was allowed to occur. wasn't any one paying attention??? for shame, the donald. for shame.



19 Comments:

Blogger Libby said...

The Donald is too busy trying to figure out if his dongle actually works, and if not, how Melania went about having a baby they named King or Emperor or Duke or something....

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

That is beyond spooky! Once again, your sleuthery has saved us from destruction.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I just love that the stagelights heating her chainmail dress made her faint. Can you imagine the interesting burn marks on her body?

Blogger Uccellina said...

At least he finally did something about that square jawline. That was the only thing holding him back from passing.

Blogger jiggs said...

There's that kanye west song lyric describing two women that he knows, "got a light skinned friend look like michael jackson, got a dark skinned friend look like michael jackson"

Looks like we found one of his friends.

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

some of the women in that pagent look freaky!

Blogger Tits McGee said...

But does Miss Universe have a kid named "Blanket?"

Blogger Nick said...

Michael's got a sweet rack.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I'm not sure about this. I think Miss Universe looks good. I've always been attracted to Puerto Rican women. I even thought Jennifer Lopez (of Puerto Rican desent) was hot until she started "acting" and "singing".

Blogger babyjewels said...

Was her platform "helping" little boys. You may be onto something...

Blogger Stepherz said...

Her (his. it's. whatever.) "rack" is as plastic as her hair and teeth. That's some scary shit, man!

Blogger christianne said...

The resemblence is uncanny. i'm impressed with your detective skills. good work, gumshoe!

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

That is so funny! I made the same comment on Jamwall's blog. She does look like Mike!!

Blogger Übermilf said...

It's the nose! People should consider keeping their noses natural. The results of plastic surgery can be disastrous.

Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

MJ sure cleans up nice.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Hehehehehhehehe.

Sorry, I know it's creepy, but it's all so creepy in a funny way, wouldn't you say?

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

What kind of world do we live in where Michael Jackson is prettier than Miss Universe? Well maybe he's not PRETTIER. He does though, at the very least, choose better lipstick.

Blogger myboyfriendiscrazy said...

exhibit A, left hand side makes her look extra scary!

Blogger FRITZ said...

soilant green is people!

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