it occured to me yesterday that people read this blog.
of course i knew that, but there are people who lurk and troll about that i am not completely aware of. some of those people, i'm sure, read of my misery and engage in a little schadenfreude.
which really is okay, because who doesn't like a little schadenfreude now and again, but then again some people do not just revel in my sadness; they judge me based upon it.
silently, they take stock of the few things they know of my life, and they pass a judgment.
well.
fuck you, judgy mcjudgy motherfuckers.
thank you. we now return to our regular programming.
of course i knew that, but there are people who lurk and troll about that i am not completely aware of. some of those people, i'm sure, read of my misery and engage in a little schadenfreude.
which really is okay, because who doesn't like a little schadenfreude now and again, but then again some people do not just revel in my sadness; they judge me based upon it.
silently, they take stock of the few things they know of my life, and they pass a judgment.
well.
fuck you, judgy mcjudgy motherfuckers.
thank you. we now return to our regular programming.
38 Comments:
*takes out a pen and writes 'HITLIST' across the top in big letters*
Names, please?
are you omnipotent?
how do you know?
and why would you care? you're rubber and they're glue!
no judgements stick to you
fucking fuckwits is what people like that are. no one is good enough to pass judgementon anyone else. fuck that fuckers.
i'm with ya.
I don't judge. I love all hot bittys equally.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.
I'm a lurker! Hi! But I don't judge ya, I think you are fucking helarious. I've been waiting to undo my stalking-- so here ya have it!
Let's take stock of the bad things that have happened to you:
•Saved kittens, got hit by a car. Physical pain and medical bills ensue.
•Underemployment and temping lead to working for a creepy sexual harrasser, who fires you for not enjoying his general yuckiness.
•Exploding dog tongue
•Ear hurts
•Had to move
Now, that's just what's happened within the past year. Add to that all the childhood bullshit, and I'd like to know WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T BE ROOTING FOR YOU, INSTEAD OF SMIRKING AND ENJOYING YOUR PAIN???
I hope that person, whoever he or she is, gets a painful, swollen, infected boil in his/her asscrack and a huge bunion that makes walking painful and impossible to find shoes.
I'm under the impression that anyone with an once of sense in their heads loves Kendra and thanks she is brrrrrrilliant. I plan to stay with that impression, I refuse to believe otherwise.
wtf? it ain't me, baby. if i had my druthers, you'd be queen.
I second Übie.
To the Judgy Mcfudgys out there: When Miss Kendra rules the world you'll be sorry. You won't even know what hit you, you'll just smell cookies and next thing you know KA-BLOOEY.
Miss Kendra, Even if you do have haters out there, they are vastly outnumbered by those of us who think you rock.
So fuck 'em.
No one can you accused you of mincing words my dear...LOL
Hey, I love, love, love my bacon and eggs um, err, accessories. Thank you so much!
Yeah! And fuck Amy Campbell, too!
I don't judge you. I love your blog. And writing about our strangeness/sadness/misfortunes unites us in our humanity.
I'm sure that all of this is true. But remember - these are the same people that lie and cheat on their spouses - and lie and cheat on everyone around them. So really, who gives a fuck what they think?
I'm judging you right now. And I judge you to be brimming with undeniable awesomeness.
Hi Miss Kendra, I found your blog via Crazy Aunt Purl and I'm delurking just to let you know I've been fired twice and am WAY better off now than if I had stayed at those places. Yes, when it rains it pours, but then it gets better and you'll feel stronger for it. I know, I've been there.
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As someone who has been fired not once, but twice, and as an LA-area serial dater, I feel that I am absolute expert on a-holes.
And you, Kendra, are no a-hole. And I've only met you once! Anyone who would pass judgement on you is an a-hole. Or jealous of your talent.
You're so judged b y a drunk. ahhahahahaha
Judgy McJudgy Motherfuckers is of course the unpopular sister of Irish McDrinkey. After she married John Michael Motherfuckers, she turned into a real bitch.
I am just so impressed by the use of "schadenfreude" that I can't even think of anything appropriate to say.
Seriously dear, you let a lot hang out here, and it's an open space. But you seem to have collected a fair share of friends here, no?
Fuck the assholes (not literally). They're nothing more than an annoyance.
And if they become more than an annoyance, we'll take care of them.
I think you are great, so I am de-lurking- I admit I've been reading your blog regularly. And I agree, anyone not rooting for you is a choade.
I stopped reading everyone else's blog but yours. People judge me, too. You can't let someone you only have a connection with through the internet get you down. The bloggers over here think they know me, and a few of them have already made up their minds about me, but I could care less about the opinions of people I barely know.
At the same time, I met some really good people through this blogger thing. Some decent, stand-up people who have gone out of their way to befriend and help me in this time of stress that I've been going through. Ignore the judgers...appreciate the good people you have visit your blog.
P.S- Every time I see a gnome I think of you. See how you have affected my life? I can't look at gnomes the same way anymore!
Schadenfreude - to masterbate to another's blog while telling yourself you are better because you are in denial about your own problems and need to judge others to feel good about yourself.
God damnit, I love that dictionary.com.
Anyone who judges you personally based on what you post on your blog is missing the fucking point of blogging.
kendra! kendraaaaaaaa! keeeeeeendraaaaaaa!
I'm back.
Also, I'll be down in socal in early september
My guess is that you have one of those day-by-day calanders in which you learn a new word everyday. Today's word was schadenfreude and you had to use it in a sentence. Well done!
Oh kendra...
I'm guilty of being a lurker... but I lurrrrrve you.
I don't leave comments because you get soooooooooo many, it's a wonder you have enough time in the day to read them.
I think you're fantastic, I quietly cheer you on from the shadows. From now on I'll cheer out loud.
;0p
KENDRA! I love you. In a Viking way AND in a gay way.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Hey Kendra, we love you here in Baltimore!
I am just catching up on your blog, I am sorry you lost your job. I have been fired twice...it was no fun. But like the stupid cliche it really was the best thing. And the Judgement, I would have judged you if you kept that stupid job with that stupid boss.
It occurred to me this morning that I hadn't yet stopped in to tell you I'm proud of you for using "mcjudgy" in a sentence.
I'm actually jealous. I fantacize about getting fired.
I come back from Jamaica to find that someone's been mean to you? Well, all I can say is "JERK". Not you, of course. Them.
i love watermelon...really...especially spittin the seeds...
First time reader via KB, so there.
Cheers
I visit sans commenting but thats just because I'm tired.
I've been fired. It sucked, even tho the fire-ers were crap themselves and I was way better than that. This one wise person said: were you supposed to be there? Your awesomeness may be too much for some people.
I mean I'm sure you were just trying to share awesomeness around, like Robin 'Awesome' Hood and all, but some people don't *get* that. You can't help those people. They know they are unworthy deep down in their souls and that's why they fire people like you and me.
Unless you peed in their coffee and they found out. Btw, I didn't to that, that's not why I was fired. Do I count as a lurker if you don't actually know me? I've commented before but... Hi. Hope things start rolling in the right direction for ya. Got here from Sachi's blog.
Okay, I tried to look for my comments and didn't find any. I *meant* to comment before. I feel like a stalker, only I'm in Japan. I'm a cyber stalker. Only, not anymore cuz I've delurked. Phew!
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