June 21, 2006
dictation

i said dick!!!

anyway, to answer a question, yes i have done some knitting etc these last few days. i've been working on some holiday gifts, to make sure they'll be done in time.

this is a shawlie doohickey i'm making. it's cotton, and is taking forever. when i block it, it will open up and the pattern will be hypnotizing. either that or it will look like crap and i'll send it anyway because she's obligate to like it. i made it just for her.




and this is a scarfy thing i'm making. it's a shiny spiral. it looks weird hanging in the picture, but it's pretty cool in person. i am making a swirlie hat to match it, and if she doesn't like it, she can send it back because i think it's pretty cool. i was thinking that maybe i will learn to double knit and do one that's black on the outside and white on the inside and then i can go around throwing it at people and shouting, "you are in the twilight zone!"





i also made a prize for jiggs casey, which i cannot show you because i have not sent it yet, and am currently working on a testament to nick's awesomeness, because he is awesome. dangerously so.

so, now that you know what i'm up to, i should probably get back to it.

'cause you know i'm awfully busy... busy like fox!

no wait, that's not right. oh well. must be all the martinis and blow.



15 Comments:

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Mmm...blow.

Your knitting rocks the house. I am wildly jealous.

Blogger Sachi said...

I so can't wait to see the scarfy thing in person! It's gorgeous!

Blogger Quirkalot said...

will you maybe make me a light scarf for the not so cold but chilly winter in Florida? I loove your twilight Zone idea! I'm too tired to type well.

Blogger jiggs said...

I'm so looking forward to my prize!!!!!!

Also that picture is genius level. Poor boy. also poor dead hooker. have you been spending time with scumbag?

Enjoy your colombian blue flake

Blogger Tim said...

that picture is amazing.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

I LOVE that drawing. Will you dress me like a cowgirl if I come visit? Also, I am envious of you & Fritz and all the knitters.

I'll be back to regular blogging very soon. I have been in the throes of end-of-school-year stuff, and also buying a house.l You know, crap like that. Now I am going to Maine, alas not to see dear Monkey ... wait for me, I will be back!

Blogger Brookelina said...

I think you could get paid to teach people how to draw like that. I'll pay I'll pay! Also, I think your whole blog should be those drawings. Everyday. All day. All the time. They are fabulous.

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

Your green evening gown is just gorgeous dah-ling. :) And that spiral is pretty freaking awesome. I'd never successfully be able to produce that.

Blogger Uccellina said...

That was a fantatabuloso drawing. I didn't know one could achieve such greatness with MSPaint.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Wow, that is awesome! I couldn't knit my way out of a paper bag. I'm kinda like a cat...I see yarn and I play with it until it is a tangled mess and you have to throw it away.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I like the swirly scarf. I was thinking about making one for myself, and then I remembered that I have 3 unfinished projects.

Still.

From the last time I bitched about it.

Blogger FRITZ said...

holy shit, your cables are beautiful. And I love that scarf--I'm too scared to try one. I'm doing a drop stitch vest out of SnB Nation.

It's gonna blow chunks and stuff.

Blogger Moe said...

Your cabley lace pattern is fab! When did you start all the advanced-type knitting? It looks great!

I'm a big fan of the swirly scarf too...I have that pattern around here somewhere...

ps. Your ex-boss is an arsehole. Can you file a counter-grievance citing harassment? Sounds like sexual harassment to me.

Blogger ladylinoleum said...

Great stuff! Blocking will make it look stupendous my dear!

Blogger demondoll said...

You do some beautiful knitting, Miss Kendra.

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