May 12, 2006
phrases your boss probably should not use*

*especially when alone with his young female assistant in a small office with the door closed



any thing punctuated with a wink

"but i'm cute"

"short and curlies"



14 Comments:

Blogger Uccellina said...

Oh, goody. You've got one of those.

Well, should you need it, at least you have a hydraulic toilet nearby with which to whack him.

Blogger jiggs said...

I'm gonna find your boss and punch him in the bonards.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?!?

Blogger FRITZ said...

Sue. Him. Now.

You should really look at this as a blessing from God. I mean, nothing is gained without suffering, right? You lure him into the office, shut the door, click on the recording device hidden in your bra, and just let him talk.

Money, baby. You're money.

No, I'm really sickened by these twerps. I kinda wanna castrate him and shove some tacks up his ass.

By the by: I don't normally make out with chicks, but for you? Oh, I think it can be done. Then, we'll knit wearing corsets, afterwards.

Blogger Nick said...

we are getting these all out of context, how do we know that the "short and curlies" phrase wasn't in regards to fries?

Blogger Brookelina said...

But I'm cute??? The proper response to that is, "Well at least you think so."

Would that get you fired?

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

'course i had a lesbian boss (fan of the lesbyterians, so no offense) who used to offer to "turn me." and kiss the back of my neck. fun times.

Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

Put a tape recorder in your bra and blackmail him.

Blogger briana said...

I told you about the boss who thought he was hilarious for spanking me while I was leaning over the conference table, straightening his papers, right?

Blogger Tits McGee said...

It boggles the mind that his shit still goes on.

I advise vomiting in his lap.

Blogger jiggs said...

also I might punch him in the throat. yes . the throat and the bonards

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Again, my offer to come out there and put my foot in this dude's ass still stands.

You could also respond to this behavior with a "playful rebuke," something not strong enough to get you fired, persay... Like, get a staple gun and whenever he makes a pass at you, shoot staples at him.

Aim for the eyes.

BTW, Nick's comment that maybe "short and curlies" meant french fires made me hungry. Thanks, Nick.

Blogger tfg said...

I was thinking that he was referring to Pygmies when he said "short and curlies," but what do I know?

Blogger Sachi said...

I just involuntarily shuddered for you.

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