May 21, 2006
it teases my cock (for tasty mcj)

this is a little "tease" of my night in vegas with jiggsblog:

we were all married, except booty who has a woman (and preternaturally sensitive nipples), and it was the best i've ever had.

we ordered three hookers from 69-69-69-6 and used them as models for the new jiggswear for women line.

someone had nice boobs and it wasn't me.

someone used the word cock gratuitously and it probably was me.

someone was impregnated with a million babies.

but who??????


who, dammit? WHO??????



22 Comments:

Blogger CommonWombat said...

IT WAS ME!!!!

No. wait. It wasn't me.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

dammit, I am teased! I need satisfaction!

Blogger Tits McGee said...

Teased, indeed!

More, please?

Blogger miss kendra said...

i would just like to clarify that i do indeed have nice boobs, but mine weren't the boobs in question.

thank you and goodnight.

Blogger briana said...

Oh good you're not dead.

I didn't get laid this weekend after all (damn it), so it's sounds like I should have come with. See- you were right and I was wrong.

(My word verification is: bbubl. How much do I love that?)

Blogger myboyfriendiscrazy said...

Babies?! A million?? This is starting to sound like science fiction ;P

Blogger TastyMcJ said...

No, really, it's true.

It was at least a million babies.

Cheers.

Blogger TastyMcJ said...

Oh, and thanks for the cock-tease.

Blogger jiggs said...

those hookers really knew how to model turtlenecks.

Blogger Double Dogged said...

It was the Wobat. He always has his nose into something!

Blogger Double Dogged said...

Opps, I mean Wombat. It couldn't have been me, I don't know how to spell.

Blogger Booty J Patrol said...

Your hat is a slut. I'll bet it is having a million babies.

And thanks for outting me on my nipple secret.

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

Oooh! Intriguing!

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Is that a euphamism?

All of it.

Blogger Nick said...

Is that from an MC Chris sketch, Tasty?

Blogger TastyMcJ said...

Yeah, that is what got me on the 'it teases my cock' stint.

Blogger FRITZ said...

Why did this post just make me horny? Where are those really big knitting needles, anyway?

Blogger yournamehere said...

I had a great time. Oh, that's right, I WASN'T INVITED.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Todd, that's a travesty. A TRAVESTY.

They were obviously fearful of your cock-blocking ability.

Blogger slappy said...

Someone was also a skilled boob-spotter.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

The suspense is killing me... WHO HAS NICER BOOBS THAN YOU???

Blogger Thérèse said...

You, you are such a tease. A tease!

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