April 07, 2006
it lives.

i have nothing really to say other than i would like some pudding. no wonder i have gained (secret evil number of) pounds. we got a scale. can you tell?

someone in europe wants to be a princess boy. (number 9 on deutsche google!) shocking!

but even better- i was the number 8 result for "uterus fall out" on regular google. it made me laugh.


Blogger Libby said...

Thaaaaat is awesome. Where you been?

Blogger Übermilf said...

Forgive me, but doesn't pudding contain an awful lot of dairy? And if not, what evil substance is used instead?

How about Jell-O instead?

I'm not helping you, am I.

Sorry. I'll show myself out.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

Destroy the scale. It only brings heartache into an otherwise happy home.

This might please you. I was in the list of results in someone's search for "furry triangle" because of your comment on my waxing fiasco.


Blogger jiggs said...

I like french vanilla pudding. And then I add bananas and vanilla wafers... mmm.

Blogger fatwonkkid said...

tapioca and rice are my faves.

It seems like you look for yourself a lot on google. Wouldn't it be easier to just find a mirror?

Blogger miss kendra said...

libby: i was sick yesterday. i didn’t even go to snb! can you believe it??? i feel sort of better today. i slept for a million years.

uber: there’s a soy pudding out there that tastes ok. probably not to you real pudding eaters, but it soothes my cravings. i’m not really a jello girl, unless there’s alcohol involved.

sassy: that pleases me indeed. it’s like the bermuda triangle, but worse.

jiggs: that sounds delicious. nilla wafers are what angels taste like.

fatwonkidd: i have a statistics account that tells me how people find my blog. i don’t eat real pudding, so i have no opinion of those. tapioca pudding is pretty easy to make though. Boy likes it. i like to add food coloring and turn his teeth blue.

Blogger Brookelina said...

I am number one for Accidental Flash. My mother would be so proud.

I want some pudding too.

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

yumm pudding. I just finished telling TFG about how upset I am with my weight and doesn't he bring home 3 boxes of timtimas?!?!

Blogger fatwonkkid said...

if you don't eat pudding for vegetarian/vegan reasons, eating jello may not be good either for the hoof factor :)

A lot of chinese "puddings/jellos" use agar for the jello-like consistancy. Agar is a substance derived from algae, so no animals harmed there. You can also buy agar powder, and use that to make your own jello. Plus you can control what nasties you put in it, if any.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

I too, would like some pudding.

Please make that happen.

Blogger Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed is number one in a google search for "Lou Reed Isn't Gravy".

You uterus may be number 8 on google, but it's number one in Lou Reed's heart.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Two questions.

1. Who actually wants their uterus to just fall out?

2. What in the world does your content have to do with it?

Amazing. *giggle*

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Uterus fall-out (aka prolapse) is no laughing matter, as evidenced
here (click at own risk).

Blogger babyjewels said...

There's my stress ball!

Yeah. I clicked the link. Damn you SG!

Blogger me said...

beat your scale with a stick.

it will be nice then...

strangely, i bought a box of pudding this weekend- the sugar free, fat free, taste free kind. i'm reluctant to eat it.
but chocolate is chocolate

p.s. the bermuda triangle rocks

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

Hmmm. Pudding. Mmmm. Chocolate.

Sorry. That was the cravings talking.

Hope you're feeling better.

Blogger miss kendra said...

brooke: i know i’m proud!

knitty kitty: Boy tried to order RIBS. i feel your pain.

fatwonkidd: i don’t eat it because i’m allergic to milk proteins. i eat soy pudding sometimes. jello just is icky, so i’m not really tempted by it.

wombat: i’m working on it. ok it’s ready. come on over.

lou reed: thank you lou reed. you are very sweet. i won’t tell anyone.

therese: 1. no one i know. 2. maybe i’m the number one cause.

spinning girl: oh i know. did you see the comments over at popo’s re: harlequin ichthyosis? we here at golden state take great pride in being fully aware of our strange medical conditions.

jewels: stress balls will never be the same. why aren’t there uterus shaped stress balls anyway? i smell best seller!

me: i ate massive quantities of chinese food. it was delightful.

melissa: i don’t really understand the chocolate thing, but i’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Blogger Autumn said...

i brought some pudding for a snack today... i would appreciate it if you'd stop watching me in the morning pack my lunch.

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

Um, I have a craving for chocolate pudding.

Blogger miss kendra said...

autumn: but i like to.

melissa: yes, i figured. i meant i don't really understand chocolate. do you still like me?

Blogger jiggs said...

How can you have any pudding when you haven't eaten your meat?

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Today I had the misfortune of learning I'm number one for "tiny maggots in cupboard".

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