as far as i know, i'm ok.
which means there's a possibility that it is indeed me, and i have just blocked the whole thing out with the awesome and formidible powers of my motherfucking mind.
i figured i should address this before anyone else got their panties all in a bunch.
in other sad and disturbing news, my blogging pals are dying off at an alarming rate. this confirms what i had heretofore thought to be a vile and malicious rumor: nobody likes me, everybody hates me, i'm going to go eat worms.