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I think I had that same outfit when I was kid.
I also think I had the same outfit.
that kid has worse undereye cirlces than me. and that's bad.
I bet this kid can get free donuts in drive thrus.
It's only Tuesday because 9 out of 10 deities still hate you.However, I think you could substantially increase that percentage if you were to put on the little shirt covered in hearts for them. I heard that they are suckers for that kind of stuff.Or that they are perverts. I don't quite remember how it goes.
vj: that shirt should be revived.acw: i bet you looked cute in pink crinolines too.jewels: yeah, that's me. i still have them. the year they appeared? that was the year my real mom got remarried. go figure.egan: i would love a donut, thanks.sassy: there was actually one of those plastic bead bracelets (rainbow hearts) that i had to match. they could not be worn seperately. it would have been devastating.man, i wish i still had those.
There's also a full moon today and a penumbral lunar eclipse. And it's Purim. But you can drink green beer on Friday, if you want.
Do you need a song? I think you do! To the tune of "Dixie":Miss Kendra is a cutieHoorayHoorayMiss Kendra's also sweet and smartAnd she can knit a sweaterHoorayHoorayHoorayFor our...Miss Kendra.
i think i had the same sass.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM. You're so friggin kewt I could just eat you up!!!!
Holy shit! I'm wearing the same outfit RIGHT NOW!!!What are the odds???
I live by overalls. They are just the feel-good outfit of choice. Including Buffy *nods*Um...I need to confess something to you Miss Kendra. I made you and the Boy on my Sims game. So far you have two cats. Soon to get two dogs. Eventually you will be the main Host & Hostess of the town, handing out gnomes and throwing fabulous parties. Everyone will love you.
Longest. Tuesday. Ever.
jess riley: you said penumbral. and purim. hamentashen!uber: i do need a song. i think we should have a contest wherein everyone writes me songs.autumn: i haven’t outgrown mine.monkyegurrl: even looking all dour like that? i must be very cute.wombat: i bet the sweetheart neckline looks lovely. where is sally?colleen: i am okay with that. did you give him red hair? what are our pets names? besides pickles and juliusboon of course.uccelina: seriously. i’m trying to decide if it’s worse to have a tuesday that never seems to end or a week that goes by so quickly that all of a sudden you wake up 50.
And that is exactly what I'm petrified of - losing my life to this office job.
Did they call you sassafrass when you were younger? Because that's a lot of sass. That's more sass than anyone of any age should be able to generate, much less a child.sassafrass
All I can say is...THREE HOURS OF CONFERENCE CALLS TODAY!! And I used to like Tuesday's. And helpless boss keeps saying to me "Why won't this keyboard work?" and I'm in a mood that wants me to reply "I don't think the problem is with the keyboard, asswipe." And my sinuses hurt. And I have a test tonight. Crap. I'm right there with ya, Kendra. Dour children are much cuter than happy, bouncy children because they don't try so hard. Plus look at you now.
uccelina: i need a drink.jiggs: you may call me sassafrass. only you.laurie ann: i still make the same face on a regular basis, so yes, look at me now. :)
I wonder if the Wombat is also wearing the matching heart bracelet?Or if Jiggs knows that I am the boss of the word Sass?Or if my mother still has my matching watermelon sweatshirt/bracelet combo. She better, or it's on.
Do people just give you stuff? Randomly? Like, you admire their necklace or shoes, and they're like, "Here, take it!" I think they do.
Sassafras: In this picture were you thinking: I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyesI wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes because that would be so cool.
Please tell me that's you, because I would feel too guilty masturbating over that picture if it's not. anyway, I'll do that poem for you tomorrow, and shit.
this very morning i was riding up in the elevator when i realized the sad truth. all i'm doing, day after day, is marking time until i get to run away from the bad bad place. of course, any place that makes me actually work for a living is not worthy. i need a place that feeds me bon-bons and has kurt browning on tap to skate for me whenever i'm feeling "skatey." and pie. there must be pie.
So there was this kid back in elementary school named Lee - you know, like the jeans. And so we made fun of him by calling him Oshkosh B'Gosh.Which interestingly enough is the name of the 1 out of 10 deities who doesn't hate you.
It's already wednesday here, but its been pretty lame.
Why isn't it Friday?
you need to spend your tuesdays with maury. then all else will seem insignificant.
I love your bangs in that photo. Bangs are so underrated.
sassy: i bet wombat has the matching socks. with ruffles. or pompoms. jiggs does truly understand your sass, but you must admit, his naming me sassafras is AWESOME.monkeygurrl: i don’t know what you mean. except for that one time i got pills from some internet chick.jiggs: i love when you call me sassafras. and i still wish i had lasers in my eyes. oh yes i do.danny: it’s me. couldn’t you tell by the look of complete misery coupled with the earth-shattering cuteness and snappy fashion sense?robiewan: i love feeling skatey. sometimes i wish i had a monkey to do flips and play music for me.moocow: we had a kid whose last name was dinkin and we would call him dinkin dunkin donuts.and i totally knew osh kosh b’gosh wouldn’t desert me. denim is good like that.knitty kitty: thanks for the warning. i won’t expect much.tel: seriously. why isn’t it april?me: maury’s dead. you want me to hang out with a dead guy? if i didn’t know better i would say you were anonymous coworker.therese: bangs rule. i got rid of them in fifth grade, which was foolish. so then i got them back when i turned 23.
it's the princple of the thing... you could find another old person to sit next to and feel better about yourself by comparisoni'm not picky
It's Wednesday now. Does that help?
You poor thing.Did I mention I'm on vacation?If you wish my week away, I will steal back my pony. Don't think I won't.
Actually, it's Wednesday.
Why is it only Wednesday and it feels like Monday? I'll tell you why: BECAUSE GOD IS PUNISHING ME.
I'm with Pants, man. This is the worst Wednesday EVER.However, I just found out that if I can prevent myself from getting fired until August, I get to go to Tucson and lie in the sun for a week on the company's dime. I'm excited about that. I am not, however, excited about who I will be hanging with.Just think - at least you haven't had to deal with 4 months of rain and grey skies.
sassafras: spinner suggested that we three snuggle and i think it's a grand idea. Perhaps spinner can help us with our plan for laser eyes
I'm pretty sure today's Friday, actually, so no worries.
me: i like old people, actually, so it might be nice.melissa: a bit. i got free breakfast which was nice.spinning girl: i won’t wish it away. i’m sorry. please send love, and maybe vicodin.nick: it is now, meanie.pants: we should move to an island where god can punish us easier.libby: not worth it. keep looking.jiggs: i think that’s a wonderful idea and if anyone can build us lasers for our eyes, i imagine it would be spinnerina.dirk: yes. yes it is.
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