March 14, 2006
you've got to be kidding me

why is it only tuesday?




Blogger Sarah Smile said...

I think I had that same outfit when I was kid.

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

I also think I had the same outfit.

Blogger babyjewels said...

that kid has worse undereye cirlces than me. and that's bad.

Blogger Egan said...

I bet this kid can get free donuts in drive thrus.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

It's only Tuesday because 9 out of 10 deities still hate you.
However, I think you could substantially increase that percentage if you were to put on the little shirt covered in hearts for them.

I heard that they are suckers for that kind of stuff.

Or that they are perverts.

I don't quite remember how it goes.

Blogger miss kendra said...

vj: that shirt should be revived.

acw: i bet you looked cute in pink crinolines too.

jewels: yeah, that's me. i still have them. the year they appeared? that was the year my real mom got remarried. go figure.

egan: i would love a donut, thanks.

sassy: there was actually one of those plastic bead bracelets (rainbow hearts) that i had to match. they could not be worn seperately. it would have been devastating.

man, i wish i still had those.

Blogger Jess Riley said...

There's also a full moon today and a penumbral lunar eclipse. And it's Purim.

But you can drink green beer on Friday, if you want.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Do you need a song? I think you do! To the tune of "Dixie":

Miss Kendra is a cutie
Miss Kendra's also sweet and smart
And she can knit a sweater
For our...Miss Kendra.

Blogger Autumn said...

i think i had the same sass.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM. You're so friggin kewt I could just eat you up!!!!

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Holy shit! I'm wearing the same outfit RIGHT NOW!!!

What are the odds???

Blogger Colleen said...

I live by overalls. They are just the feel-good outfit of choice. Including Buffy *nods*

Um...I need to confess something to you Miss Kendra. I made you and the Boy on my Sims game. So far you have two cats. Soon to get two dogs. Eventually you will be the main Host & Hostess of the town, handing out gnomes and throwing fabulous parties. Everyone will love you.

Blogger Uccellina said...

Longest. Tuesday. Ever.

Blogger miss kendra said...

jess riley: you said penumbral. and purim. hamentashen!

uber: i do need a song. i think we should have a contest wherein everyone writes me songs.

autumn: i haven’t outgrown mine.

monkyegurrl: even looking all dour like that? i must be very cute.

wombat: i bet the sweetheart neckline looks lovely. where is sally?

colleen: i am okay with that. did you give him red hair? what are our pets names? besides pickles and juliusboon of course.

uccelina: seriously. i’m trying to decide if it’s worse to have a tuesday that never seems to end or a week that goes by so quickly that all of a sudden you wake up 50.

Blogger Uccellina said...

And that is exactly what I'm petrified of - losing my life to this office job.

Blogger jiggs said...

Did they call you sassafrass when you were younger? Because that's a lot of sass. That's more sass than anyone of any age should be able to generate, much less a child.


Blogger Laurie Ann said...

All I can say is...THREE HOURS OF CONFERENCE CALLS TODAY!! And I used to like Tuesday's. And helpless boss keeps saying to me "Why won't this keyboard work?" and I'm in a mood that wants me to reply "I don't think the problem is with the keyboard, asswipe."

And my sinuses hurt. And I have a test tonight.


I'm right there with ya, Kendra.

Dour children are much cuter than happy, bouncy children because they don't try so hard. Plus look at you now.

Blogger miss kendra said...

uccelina: i need a drink.

jiggs: you may call me sassafrass. only you.

laurie ann: i still make the same face on a regular basis, so yes, look at me now. :)

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I wonder if the Wombat is also wearing the matching heart bracelet?

Or if Jiggs knows that I am the boss of the word Sass?

Or if my mother still has my matching watermelon sweatshirt/bracelet combo.

She better, or it's on.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Do people just give you stuff? Randomly? Like, you admire their necklace or shoes, and they're like, "Here, take it!" I think they do.

Blogger jiggs said...

Sassafras: In this picture were you thinking: I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes because that would be so cool.

Blogger Danny said...

Please tell me that's you, because I would feel too guilty masturbating over that picture if it's not.

anyway, I'll do that poem for you tomorrow, and shit.

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

this very morning i was riding up in the elevator when i realized the sad truth. all i'm doing, day after day, is marking time until i get to run away from the bad bad place.

of course, any place that makes me actually work for a living is not worthy. i need a place that feeds me bon-bons and has kurt browning on tap to skate for me whenever i'm feeling "skatey." and pie. there must be pie.

Blogger MooCow said...

So there was this kid back in elementary school named Lee - you know, like the jeans. And so we made fun of him by calling him Oshkosh B'Gosh.

Which interestingly enough is the name of the 1 out of 10 deities who doesn't hate you.

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

It's already wednesday here, but its been pretty lame.

Blogger Tel said...

Why isn't it Friday?

Blogger me said...

you need to spend your tuesdays with maury.

then all else will seem insignificant.

Blogger Thérèse said...

I love your bangs in that photo.

Bangs are so underrated.

Blogger miss kendra said...

sassy: i bet wombat has the matching socks. with ruffles. or pompoms. jiggs does truly understand your sass, but you must admit, his naming me sassafras is AWESOME.

monkeygurrl: i don’t know what you mean. except for that one time i got pills from some internet chick.

jiggs: i love when you call me sassafras. and i still wish i had lasers in my eyes. oh yes i do.

danny: it’s me. couldn’t you tell by the look of complete misery coupled with the earth-shattering cuteness and snappy fashion sense?

robiewan: i love feeling skatey. sometimes i wish i had a monkey to do flips and play music for me.

moocow: we had a kid whose last name was dinkin and we would call him dinkin dunkin donuts.

and i totally knew osh kosh b’gosh wouldn’t desert me. denim is good like that.

knitty kitty: thanks for the warning. i won’t expect much.

tel: seriously. why isn’t it april?

me: maury’s dead. you want me to hang out with a dead guy? if i didn’t know better i would say you were anonymous coworker.

therese: bangs rule. i got rid of them in fifth grade, which was foolish. so then i got them back when i turned 23.

Blogger me said...

it's the princple of the thing...

you could find another old person to sit next to and feel better about yourself by comparison

i'm not picky

Blogger said...

It's Wednesday now. Does that help?

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

You poor thing.
Did I mention I'm on vacation?
If you wish my week away, I will steal back my pony. Don't think I won't.

Blogger Nick said...

Actually, it's Wednesday.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Why is it only Wednesday and it feels like Monday? I'll tell you why: BECAUSE GOD IS PUNISHING ME.

Blogger Libby said...

I'm with Pants, man. This is the worst Wednesday EVER.

However, I just found out that if I can prevent myself from getting fired until August, I get to go to Tucson and lie in the sun for a week on the company's dime.

I'm excited about that. I am not, however, excited about who I will be hanging with.

Just think - at least you haven't had to deal with 4 months of rain and grey skies.

Blogger jiggs said...

sassafras: spinner suggested that we three snuggle and i think it's a grand idea. Perhaps spinner can help us with our plan for laser eyes

Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

I'm pretty sure today's Friday, actually, so no worries.

Blogger miss kendra said...

me: i like old people, actually, so it might be nice.

melissa: a bit. i got free breakfast which was nice.

spinning girl: i won’t wish it away. i’m sorry. please send love, and maybe vicodin.

nick: it is now, meanie.

pants: we should move to an island where god can punish us easier.

libby: not worth it. keep looking.

jiggs: i think that’s a wonderful idea and if anyone can build us lasers for our eyes, i imagine it would be spinnerina.

dirk: yes. yes it is.

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