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Nick gets a huge rack, and I don't even get a superfluous nipple? I am offended.
Who's nick again?And I can't believe you have Gus Gus in there! That's awesome.Can you make "The Twat" the evil stepmother? I think that would fit in nicely. PS - she got the job. I suck.
I like dropping acid too.
I was all like in your face nick, and then you made a princess picture of him too. That's kendra karma right there.So which is weirder? wanting to do me as a princess or nick as a princess?You're a total weirdo. and I like it.
Awww! Gus Gus!
Love the Gus-Gus. Hee-hee. Who the heck is Nick?! I wanna be a princess too - at least I already have the rack!
I think it's great you embrace you inner weirdness Kendra. More power to you.
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Jesus, I come here like everyday and leave stupid comments, you people need to be less self-involved and more Nick-invloved. Seriously.Jiggs - How about we blow the whole damn weird thing out of the water and do each other as princesses.
Is it ok for me to picture Nick in that dress getting fist fucked by Lou Reed while Apostle Slim plays tip ins with a tub of mayonaise?
I just realized that my post sounded like I was asking k whether she wanted to do me or nick as princesses. What I actually wanted to say was "which is weirder? me wanting to do me as a princess or me wanting to do Nick as a princess"Nick's suggestion of both of us as princesses doing each other sounds jim dandy as I love lesbians and I also like it when a lady has some junk in the trunk which nick as a princess clearly does. spank it!
Danny made me throw up in my mouth.Jiggs - Did you just call me a fat ass?
acw: are you telling me the machine needs a nipple button? you want me to draw you too?libby: nick is one of the awesomest of awesomes. he lives in kansas. :( dirk: i don't drop acid. that would be wasteful. i eat it all.jiggs: nick called me weird last night too. is this something i should worry about? i think you boys make lovely princesses.tel: gus gus! (i loved him!)monkeygurrl: you are already a princess. but your gown would be lush purple.egan: i heart my weirdness. it smells like cookies.uber: i heart you.nick: lesbian princesses? yes.danny: what is tip ins? am i dumb? i usually know this stuff.jiggs: nick's dress has a bustle. i can't speak to his "junk in the trunk." nick: danny does that.
dude, that princess looks like ME. Yay! I am a pwintheth too!Just stopping by to say I am still sick & not into reading, but next week when I am on vacation I will come back & read all I have missed! xoxox SGPlease don't stop stalking me, you know I love you the MOST.
I tried to use Paint to make drawings like this. I failed miserably. My life sucks.
nick, no I didn't call you a fat ass, I said you had junk in the trunk. Those are two completely different things.
spinning: i am waiting!brooke: i pressed the "draw awesome shit on mspaint" button.jiggs: thank you.
I LOVE THAT YOU MADE A GUSGUS.Can you give me a huge rack? I mean, my rack is nice...but it's not huge. And I can't reach the button.
Yes, PLEASE invent a magical machine to give ACW many many extra nipples. In fact, cover him in nipples, then he can re-name his blog "The Diary of Count Nippula," and spend his days scouring the transylvanian countryside for a nursing child in need of lactate.Yep. I creeped myself out again. I should never have learned to type.
Thanks for... what exactly?
I like princesses.
i think i like that last comment the most, what with the anal lick fest and sperm swap going on. my friend named her dog after gus gus.if i hit the huge rack button a few times, will my boobs explode? hence giving me a smaller rack then the one i already have? or will i be able to just have a REALLY huge rack
sassy: i will push the button. there might be one for taller too. i want the booty button.wombat: come visit me.jiggs: the valuable information regarding the difference between trunk junk and fat assery. you are a vast cavern of knowledge.dirk: who doesnt? they taste like chicken.me: i will work on the rack situation. it seems to be a concern for many. (i deleted the porn comment. that's the fourth time i've gotten it. i might have to put the word ver back on.)
Wow. Me's comment was insane until I read Ms. K's follow up. I too have received the porn spam 3-4 times. I think WV for a week or so oughta do it.
nick: i like that you visit me so often.i am special.
I love that you love Spaghetti & Meatballs (or S&MB as we call it here in the hood)
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