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I would send you this extra cookie I have in my office, but I like you too much to do that.The cookie is gross. I am really not very witty or even a teensy bit funny today.
poo is funny. you may have laughed at it... had you forced yourself to post it. or poo it. i don't know. poo. even tho your day is being fishy... i'll still stalk you.
ps. i'm totally making a bid. RIGHT.NOW.
I will muster up the most good loving feelings I can...while having a migraine and cramps...Miss Kendra is too lovely and sweetTo bear all these injusticesWon't someone help her?Jennifer Anniston, your house is so big and empty...it's just you living there nowGive Miss Kendra a homeAnd you, James Caan, who promised you liked her, now's your chance to prove itGive Miss Kendra a homeCher? Carrot Top? Anyone? Anyone?
Right there with you.
This is kind of like when you are hanging out with a friend in silence because you don't have anything you really want to say.(long pause)Nice shoes.
You know how I offered to come up and help with the move? I'll just come up with tequila if you need.Or you and Boy can come live with me. Quite a work commute, and I can't promise I won't cut your heads off and switch them, but the offer's there.
jiggs: it’s funny cuz it’s true.libby: me too. that’s why i’m hiding.me: not even poo made me laugh today. that cute overload site did a little. that place is like crack cocaine. (bid!)uber: you are so good to me. i mean really. carrot top??? how about they each give me a grand. that would help. uccellina: yes. right next to me. here, where i can lean my head on you.therese: the really sad part is i’m not even wearing cute shoes today. most of them are packed. i’m wearing my dog walking shoes.
veaj: very sweet. maybe you should come up. i will talk to the committee about it tonight.
No dog poop? Here, use this. Same effect, less work searching through google images for a picture of dog poop.
Poops? Why no poops?
Hm. And yet the picture on my blog of the gnomes mooning didn't brighten your day.You really must need a drink.
want me to send you a picture I took of my gadonkadonk? It's quite round & bouncy, it can't help but make you happy.
I think that VJ is onto something. Personally, I think Boy would look way hot with your head on his body. Oh...and he would be able to look at your cleavage from the best angle ever...all day long.And that would make a way cooler picture than dog poo anyway.
I got cute pigs. They brightened my day. But then I went the buzzkill route by posting the moose.Wowzy, wowzy, woo-woo.Yesterday, my co-worker called me "eeyore" from Pooh. And today, you talked about poo. I think there's a theme here, somewhere.HEY.ONE MORE DAY 'TIL SnB!!!!
I'm sorry you are having a tough day. I think you should come up for a visit. If you get here on Sunday, I'm sure Bug will share her birthday cake with you.
I want to thank you for not posting a picture of dog poo.Thank you.
Thanks for nothing. Now I'll have to find some dog poop on my own to look at.
I want a picture of spinners gadonkadonk
Who said vajayjay? And, more importantly, does it smell like fish? Should it also be returned unto the sea?What?
i bid...i dreamt about that sweater last night do you hear me? dreamt about it! it must be mine... feeling better?
popo: you are too kind. i have always depended on the kindness of hobo hookers.tel: i just didn’t have the energy. melissa: yes please. a double.spinning girl: nothing would make me happier than a picture of your gadonkadonk. if you show me yours, i’ll show you mine.sassy: i don’t think i’d like to be on his body though. he uses his bottom area far more often than i am used to.monkeygurrl: the pigs were pretty adorable. i will see you tonight.jenl: i appreciate that. tell bug i said happy birthday and to please enjoy lots of extra cake on my behalf.brooke: you’re welcome?karla: i’m sure you will have little difficulty. if all else fails you can check the kid’s diaper.jiggs: you and me both. everyone should show me their gadonkadonks.fritz: do you mean vj? that’s valancy jane. she has a vajayjay but probably shouldn’t be referred to as one. as far i know she need not be returned to the sea. she rather enjoys el cajon.me: i am pleased to know that someone wants to love that sweater. i loved it well, but it doesn’t love me. well, it doesn’t love to close around my boobs. i feel less tired?
I appreciate that - I'm having lunch right now.
If you and spinner send each other pictures of your gadonkadonks, I want to be cc'ed. please cc me. i can't believe you're making me beg!
yesterday my dog pooped at the park and silly me forgot a bag so i had to scoop it up to throw in the trash with a dirty butt paper plate if that makes you feel any better...
Ha! Popo got me. Did anyone else notice Popo is just poop out of order? Hmmm...?
ha! you just figured that one out, did you?
Minou(www.minoupitou.blogspot.com)has a pretty good picture of poop on her site if you are looking. I think it may be of horse variety though.I hope things start looking up for you soon, it seems like you've been getting more than your share of crappy lately.
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