i got sidetracked last night by a documentary on hookers, in which i learned that when i become too lazy to continue being a stripper (because, hello? all that ass-shaking for a mere dollar?), i will become a ho because it's really much easier. sure, sometimes it's cold out and all you get to wear is roll of medical gauze, but that medical gauze is totally holding all your guts in from the other night when you got stabbed for not wanting to put someone's balls in your mouth. so it's both fashionable AND practical!
also, i'm not really good at mathy stuff, but i'm pretty sure that 20 bucks for a blowjob is inadequate compensation. do i sense impending unionization? i know if i were a hooker (career goal? maybe.) i wouldn't even get in the car for 20 dollars. i might look at you for 35.
tonight i hope to attend stitch and bitch, so the ebay will be posted both here and actually on ebay over the weekend. you better go dig through your cushions because i sure have some weird crap to sell you. and someone better buy every last piece because i don't want to have to say i watched that film as a training video.