March 07, 2006
i want things and someday i will have them *update*

aside from wanting swag with all sorts of blogger related slogans on them, ie: jiggs casey, i am in love with this site. because i love witticisms and them thar funnie pik-chers.

a sampling:
seriously. if i owned something with this on it,
i would be very. very. pleased.
the mug? the tote? the messenger bag? the tote could hold yarn.
the messenger bag could have my laptop in it.
this is too much pleasure for me.

i love this. it deserves to be a framed art tile.

check out what they've got (don't forget what's on sale.)

maybe they'll give me a tote bag for my blatant shilling.

i also want this. very badly.

if you aren't familiar with my flaws, or if you find flawed women particularly attractive, please read below.


Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I'm in love.

Blogger Frog said...

I hope that Bush-guy doesn't kill Frogs as well... :s

Blogger jiggs said...

These people make they're products at the same place I make mine. I like that bad grammar one.

Blogger Danny said...

Two things:

I want the grammar one


You are fucking brilliant.

thank you.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I love those damned microbes. I myself like the MadCow. There is just something about a Holstein turd with googly eyes that just warms the heart.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

Plus...he would make a great companion to The Reverend.

Blogger Uccellina said...

what about this?

Blogger miss kendra said...

pants: rightly so.

froggie: i don't think so, but you never can tell. he doesn't like french people if that counts.

jiggs: i love it. i think i need the mug.

danny: yes.

sassy: the reverend has expressed his loneliness.

uccelina: i am nothing if not gluttonous. i will have them all.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Hi, just stopping by to say that I am sick sick SICK and will read all your posts & comment as soon as I am up to it. :( Miss you bad!

Blogger Danny said...

so quick to agree, I like that. I don't have herpies, I swear by it.

Blogger American Navel said...

You linked to me!

You're my hero!

Blogger MooCow said...

Oooh. I so want the grammar one.

Though I did just get this a few days ago...

Blogger Ethan said...

Your words don't quite flow.

Blogger miss kendra said...

spinner: feel better beautiful!

danny: you might be herpie free, but i totally think you have herpes, syph, hpv and crabs.

navel dood: i did it for my sweet jiggs casey.

moo: you deserve this one too.

ethan: shut up danny.

Blogger Quirkalot said...

I'm not joking here. I spent an hour on that T-shirt website yesterday trying to decided which "dork" shirt to get. Weird.

Blogger me said...

she reminds me of you

and she has a hippo that farts.

in the show mind you...

Anonymous somno1 said...

Umm yeah. I was just saying you need to work on your writing a little bit. I did see you over at Danny's though, I have my own poetry blog that is new and I was checking him out.

Anonymous Summer said...

I love that website! Hilarious. I definitely want to order a messenger bag or something.
And btw, giant microbes are so cute. I have "mono".

Blogger JenL said...

So cute. I checked out all of the microbes and decided that, with my allergies, I need the dust mite one.

Blogger miss kendra said...

kady's pet: i like the one that says vegans are annoying.

me: a lot of people say that, but i really don't see it. the hair is similar, she's "different" and of course, it's true that i am freakishly brilliant, but hello? i am MUCH prettier than she is.

somno/ethan: i saw your "poem." if by "try to be more jim carroll" (and yes, you spelled it wrong) you meant "suck," then yes. you rule. using big words like cock and cunt doesn't make you a poet. unless you're brian.

summer: i want to have them all lined up on my desk in neat little rows.

jenl: but don't you find necrotizing fasciitis simply darling? his little fork! swoon!!!!

Blogger JenL said...

The fork did make me giggle. Ok, I'm sold. I need both the dust mite and the flesh eating bacteria.

Blogger Quirkalot said...

I like "duct tape will not save you"

Blogger Nick said...

I was always partial to this shirt.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Wow, there are some damn good options to choose from.

I really REALLY like this one:

"Jesus totally loves you!!! Do you love Jesus??"

A lot.

PS. You are the kind of flawed woman who is perfect.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Re: PS of last comment.

Not to get all mushy on you or anything. But do you know anyone else who smells like baked goods? Exactly.

Blogger me said...

of course you are prettier that goes without saying.

plus you have julius boon who probably farts from too... but i dunno

Blogger Jason said...

Good Stuff!!

Blogger Laurie Ann said...

I will be the envy of the court reporting community with the [sic]shirt. I also love WTFWJD, because the whole WWJD movement irritated the shit out of me. Jesus would put his sandals on, get the belt, come down here and whoop us good; that's what he'd do.

Blogger FRITZ said...

yay, i love that site.
1. I like improper grammar the way Hillary likes Monica.
2. I took four years of Latin, making me a snob who can't speak a foreign language.
3. My blog doesn't matter.

Thank you, Miss Kendra.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Love that stuff. You need a wish list! I will occasionally be surprised by the gifts that arrive in the mail. Not to mention you rlovely valentine, which perches above my blogging desk!!!

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