he was rather bland, as expected, but he screamed in a delightful accent.
we're having irish coffees at work today but since i always have irish coffees (don't ask, don't tell), i decided to bring a friend to help take me to the next level of celebration.
oooh meta. and yes, the flask (i love you, flask) is engraved "meow." it's her name.
you are wicked jealous.
* i came up with this joke in acw's comments and used it here too because i may or may not be a lazy drunk. also, i have to pee.