March 20, 2006
all your money is belong to me!

that joke never gets old. shutup.

so because it took me eleventyhundred hours to post all my items to ebay, there will be no for real bloggery today.

just go here to view my crap items for sale. most of it's clothing, so the manlier men among us will not be interested. i don't really care. everything better sell. nick, if that means you need to bid on a lacy shawl, i expect you will. give it to ginny. burn it. find epithelial cells on it and clone the hell out of me.

i. don't. care.

though there is one item on there that was being watched by four people as of three hours after listing. there are weirdos out there people, and i don't mean me. i figured one of you bizarros might think it was funny (wombat, jiggs) but uccelina informs me that there is a whole fetish devoted to casting. so.

some dude in a leather corset and thigh highs is going to win my brace if you don't bid.

bid! bid for your lives!



29 Comments:

Blogger CommonWombat said...

I LOVE that you posted all that clothing and then threw the neck brace right in the middle of it all! Classic! You just know some Pervy McPerv is gonna snap that up!

I'd look damn good in that corset. You just know it.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Hell, *I* would look good in that corset!!! The neck brace, probably not so much. But this is going to be HILARIOUS! I can't wait to see who/what bids on your items. You are so crazy. But I mean that in a good way.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I love just reading your descriptions of the items. You should do that professionally. BTW, what happened to the swatchies? Or is that for a later date?

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

You are a genius for posting the neck brace under the corset. Maybe you could sell them as a lot? I bet there are people into neck braces and corsets. I should probably try and get some cash money for my storm trooper boot but I'd like to do some role playing with it first.

Blogger jiggs said...

I went and looked at all the pictures of you. I like the one where you're smiling. Also, you're purdy.

I don't want the collar though. But it was genius level to sell it. If someone buys it, you can symbolically ship a burden to someone else.

Blogger me said...

i totally just wanted to see your gams.

i *heart* that sweater, but alas, am restricted to ordering crap... i mean... stuff... from vsecrets

because i only order underwear (and occasionally shoes) and i REFUSE to wear already worn underwear

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

I think I have to watch that movie now...dammit Janet...

Blogger Übermilf said...

I know someone who just made a pile of money on e-bay... I think he should buy the strapless number.

Blogger miss kendra said...

wombat: some guy in Sweden wants to know if i’ll ship there. Sweden sounds good. that means he can’t come find me once he gets a sweet sweet taste of my neck brace.

monkeygurrl: it took a million years just to do this, and who knows when i will have time/ability to do actual crafting between the move and the stupid stupid shoulder. but they will be done eventually. oh yes they will.

pants: people would totally pay for your boot. i think we know a dragon who might be interested. i was going to draw teeth on it for character, but it seems it’s rather popular as is.

jiggs: i’m purdy! i think those pictures make me look oddly shaped and frazzled, but thanks! (Boy took them from a reclining position, which is NEVER flattering.) i can’t believe you don’t want my brace.

me: which sweater? i wouldn’t sell worn undies! who would do that???

melissa: picture him in my neckbrace. it’s funny.

ubie: yes. he would look lovely. (who? but yes. lovely.)

Blogger Laurie Ann said...

I love the jaunty tilt of your head in most of the pictures. It makes you look defiant, yet vulnerable.

You should really keep that green dress, though. You look perfectly adorable in it and I don't think it's too short.

Blogger Danny said...

but I have no money and don't like peanuts.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Yup, I have plans for some of that stuff all right!

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

I would bid, but all your stuff is itsybitsy!!

Blogger jiggs said...

if by oddly shaped, you mean HOT! I agree. Still, though, the smiling one is the best.

Blogger Colleen said...

I can tell that you had fun taking those pictures.

Blogger captain_howdy_girl said...

I am lovin the little yellow skirt with the chick walking the dog. However I do not have a 26"waist you bitch... I mean miss k :)

Blogger me said...

the first sweater...*swoon* with the leopard print and stuff...

i dunno who'd *sell* used undies... but i know in school at xmas time... people used to give used undies as presents... you know... cuz they was lame like that

oh and soap was popular too

Blogger Nick said...

I'd buy some of that stuff if I was a girl. And I wasn't fat.

The strapless number is very pretty.

I was going to make a Jiggs-level joke about bidding on the model or photos of the model, but I decided against it.

Blogger miss kendra said...

laurie ann: my head is very jaunty. i don’t feel right in it- it’s a great color, i just don’t like the way it hangs on me. the waist is like three inches too high. but thanks!

danny: where have you been young man?

spinning girl: yay! i want pictures of said plans!

knitty kitty: nothing i own is itsy bitsy. i don’t know about where you are (are australians giants?), but here in la i am enormous. it’s all like a size 8 or 10 i think.

jiggs: thank you. you are hypnotized by my grinding teeth.

captain howdy girl: me neither! geez! it’s elastic. my waist is 29 maybe?

me: yeah i paid an arm and a soul for that sweater. it doesn’t close over my boobs so i never wear it though. it is very awesome though. Boy hates it.

nick: you would look lovely in the strapless bit. the pink dots would bring out the blue of your eyes. maybe next round i will do autographed pictures?

Blogger Thérèse said...

Miss Kendra, I love your descriptions. I love your expression in the polkadot sundress so much, that picture is great. You know the one I mean. Youse hott in it.

Blogger Autumn said...

i should totally put my house on e bay!

Blogger Uccellina said...

You have 3 bids on your C-Collar, and the price is up to $10. I damn well told you so :-)

Blogger TinaPoPo said...

The neck brace is awesome. Seriously, you should set the reserve at $20. I have a feeling these pervs would pay it.

Blogger Danny said...

I've been on gmail. that's it baby.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Dang. Stupid Blogger wasn't working for me all afternoon yesterday, and I missed all this glorious chit-chat. But I agree - you look great in the photos, and your min. bids are too low.

Blogger scum said...

I wish my wife had more use for the go go skirt... But she'd never think she looked good in it. :(

Blogger The Cake Lady said...

Miss K! You look like you had so much fun in those pictures! You are definitely photogenic! You have some cute stuff, unfortunately it's a bit too itsy bitsy for me! Good luck!

Blogger Annabanana said...

I would love to buy the corset, marilyn shirt, express skirt and polka dot dress, but alas, I am even to poor to do that.

I miss the old days when grocercies and a mortgage didn't compromise my ability to buy clothes.

Growing up stinks!

But if you don't sell them & want to name a single price for all of them, let me know!

Oh, and I love your blog.

Blogger karla said...

If I buy the polka dot sundress, will you throw in the model too, for no extra shipping charges?

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