February 27, 2006
somthing's amiss in my whoosiewhatsie *update*

i got the mri results but they are in croatian. also maybe esperanto.

the only words i recognize are "bone island" and "fraying."

bone island makes me think there are scantily clad pygmies living in my shoulder joint, and that they are boiling people, shoving bones through their noses and putting heads on sticks.

fraying makes me think i might unravel.

this is all probably true. that's the sort of thing that happens to me.

gratuitous photos of the incontrevertible cuteiosity:

he's been a delicious muffin all week.
apparently, the way to get julius boon to behave
is to tell the internets.

peanut butter!


Blogger Libby said...


Makes sure they translate your MRI results. Could be important.

Blogger Beeb said...

i think pickles needs an mri... that tongue is cRaZy!!!

it's good you made it to the mri okay...

i miss you, miss k.

Blogger Egan said...

Isn't Bone Island a version of that CBS show Survivor? You are a survivor Kendra. How many day are we on now? No, the other thing.

Blogger Tel said...

Boon! Pickles! Cuties!

Blogger jiggs said...

bone island is a porno I rented where people go on vacation to an island and totally bone each other. If you've got bone island in your shoulder, that would be confusingly hot and unfortunate.

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

Has Boon calmed down at all? And I really hope the MRI results lead to a speedy diagnosis, preferably one which comes with a treatment/solution.

Or at least more pills.

Or at maybe both.

Blogger Pam said...

You don't know me from the proverbial hole in the wall but I could maybe help you with the MRI translation. I'm in library school for health sciences and this is the type of thing I'll eventually be doing all the time.

So the offer is there. If you want to send me the esperanto i'll try to put it into beginner English for ya. Or you can't ignore me completely. Either way.

Love the pics. Why do dogs always make the oddest faces right before the flash goes off?


Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Why do they give you the results of the MRI without interpreting them? Does that cost extra or sumpin?! Sheeeeesh. I also gotta dokta friend who can help out, just lemme know.

PPPIIIIIICCCCKKKKLEEEESSSSSS!!!! It's been a while since we've gotten some tasty Pickles Pix. Way to whet me appetite!

Blogger miss kendra said...

libby: libby! i’m working on it. and i hope it’s important for almost 1200 bucks.

beeb: it’s spotted on the other side. you love it.

egan: days since accident? um, 4?

tel: they are, aren’t they?

jiggs: i figured as much. no wonder i keep waking up sticky.

vj: he has! i updated the blog to show as much. he’s been rather delightful since i outed him as a meanie on the internets.

pam: sent! waiting for response! drafting thank you note!

(he usually is making weird faces. he might be mildly “disabled.”)

Blogger miss kendra said...

monkeygurrl: i knew you would like that. i have some more where that came from.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

"Bone Island" makes me picture pygmies too... but you know... boning.

I LOVE the pic of JB, because he totally looks like he knows we know how bad he's been.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Sorry about the shoulder! On the happy side...your kids are cute!

Blogger Egan said...

Um... sure. (wink wink)

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

cute pups n kits.

About the bone island, the last bone island I knew of also had a gigantic gorilla living on it, so careful!

Did anybody else think what I thought when they saw King Kong?: God, I want a big hairy ape to love me like that.


On another note, I hope that there is something that can be done about this pain of yours! Really. Life with pain is no kinda life.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Never underestimate the power of The Internets.

Blogger miss kendra said...

wombat: you love the pic of jb because you love sweet ittie bittie kitties! awwwwwww!
tumbleweed: they are quite adorable. i was on your blog last night and i have decided it’s one i can only look at while at home. unless you clean up your act, missy! (cock)

egan: you have something in your eye.

spinning girl: i haven’t seen king kong, but i suspect i would be prone to thinking such things. by suspect i mean know.

tayrez: you have no idea.

Blogger Fred said...

hey pete saw the cat and he wants to get in touch.

Blogger Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed has a bone island. In his pants.

Blogger miss kendra said...

fred: call him. he's into it.

lou reed: keep it there or i'll call debbie.

Blogger Autumn said...

i love that tongue!

(your dogs that is)

i don't want to start any rumors...

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat

Blogger Danny said...

I fucking hate cats, they are commies.

Blogger Laurie Ann said...


Pickles so reminds me of the cows back home with that tongue.
I love the little white spot on Julius's nose. That's where I would smooch him if I weren't afraid of the claws...and if I weren't allergic.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I cleaned up my act....really!! Come back!

Blogger babyjewels said...

It took me two visits to realize that pink thing in the dogs mouth was his tongue.

I'm a dope.

Blogger Egan said...

BabyJewels, what's harder to decipher? The dog's tongue or your avatar photo?

Blogger miss kendra said...

autumn: i do! autumn loves tongue. and also kishke.

acw: you pooped a shark.

danny: Boy is also of this mindset.

laurie ann: pickles is somewhat cow like. his tongue is marvelous- all spotty and cute. i feed him peanut butter just to watch him eat it.

tumbleweed: i will check it out.

jewels: what did you think it was?

egan: her avatar is beautiful, though she could do with a change. you, on the otherhand, need to bring back the unicorn.

Blogger Egan said...

Miss Kendra - your wish is my command.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

Hurray that there is no alien in your shoulder! And hurray that JB is behaving himself. And hurray that Pickles is STILL adorable!

Blogger Übermilf said...

BabyJewels is a can can dancer.

Bone Island makes me think of pirates.

Fraying makes me think you could knit yourself back into shape.

Kitties are not commies, Danny! No, you are!

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