the only words i recognize are "bone island" and "fraying."
bone island makes me think there are scantily clad pygmies living in my shoulder joint, and that they are boiling people, shoving bones through their noses and putting heads on sticks.
fraying makes me think i might unravel.
this is all probably true. that's the sort of thing that happens to me.
gratuitous photos of the incontrevertible cuteiosity:
apparently, the way to get julius boon to behave
is to tell the internets.