just in case you hadn't noticed, when completing my johari window no one has yet chosen the words mature, modest, sensible, quiet, or dignified. i wonder why.
last night "someone" may or may not have fallen up the stairs at stich n bitch.
and "someone's" humiliation may or may not have been witnessed by a group of say, 8 knitters and 13 strangers, all asian, in case you were wondering.
and it may or may not have really fucking hurt.
which is why today i would like to introduce two new features here at *golden state*.
in the grand tradition of factories and construction sites everywhere, i now have a “days since the last accident” ticker.
this is what it would look like if i could make it show up on my black background.*
please note that it is a black cat. it is supposed to be funny.
and since clearly i am accursed, i have decided to seek professional attention. i’m thinking some sort of aura/karma/energy cleanse will not only provide me with excellent bloggery, but also maybe help rid me of evil. i was googling to that effect, and everyone i came across seemed to be a braless hippy freak named mother moon.. while i find that rather distasteful, i will accept it under the condition that mother moon cleanses the hell out of me before a fuselage falls on my head.
and so in the grand tradition of cheapskates and opportunists every where, i present:
*if anyone knows how to do that, or where i can build one that will, please share.