February 23, 2006
just when i thought i had no shame

i am really really embarassed to have to tell you this, but the "days since accident" counter needs to be reset.

i fell down the stairs AGAIN this morning. i think i may have a problem. i also think the cholo construction guys (and passing garbage truck) that watched me fall got a full crotchal view of my underwear. i'm very glad i was wearing some.

i am leaving work in an hour for my mri so i may or may not have news for you tomorrow. this would be a good time for all of the good karma i have been storing up (because it has to be around here somewhere) to cash in and tell me i can be fixed! i will have full arm function, and sleep, and soon. (do you hear me, spaghetti monster???? i want function! and sleep! and soon!)

wish me luck!



and coming to a blog near you...

a series of posts about some things i do that i recently realized are not normal.

not even a little bit.

hint: they both involve premature death!



26 Comments:

Blogger Beeb said...

geez, k... maybe you should have your little cup of water* checked...



*that would be the little cup that makes you fall down when you swirl it too much and water comes over the sides... don't pay any attention to me. that makes no sense.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Actually, Beeb, that makes perfect sense. Maybe you have an inner-ear infection or some such affliction that causes you to lose your balance. Either that, or you're just way too tall.

Thank FSM you had on the funderwear.

Blogger Übermilf said...

I think you should knit yourself a protective suit stuffed with fluffies.

Blogger jiggs said...

shit dude. Maybe at the next doctor's appointment for your arm, you could ask about your falling. The frequency is worrisome.

Blogger Egan said...

Good luck Kendra! Sucky that the counter had to be reset.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

I think of you always, and hope for a pain-free life and a life of great sleep for you soon.
I hope you stop falling; that can't possibly be good.
I heart you so.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Oh my Simian, did you just say a prayer to the freaking Spaghetti Monster?

The Chocolate Monkey is not amused.

Blogger Sysm said...

Is your hearing okay? If you have an infection or damage to the inner ear, it can really throw off your balance.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

My fingers are crossed for you...but not the fingers that were slammed in a sliding glass door over the weekend, my good fingers.

Blogger babyjewels said...

Oh no you didn't! I hope you feel well and your test comes back shiny. Like pants' underwear.

Blogger Thérèse said...

*fingers crossed*

Don't even try to tell me you're surprised about the accident thing. You were waiting for it, weren't you kissmendra.

But still. I hope the ouchies disappear.

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

They did see your underpants. I read about it on garbagetruckguys.blogspot.com.

Blogger Beeb said...

No wait! Maybe your bustaaad arm is throwing off your balance...

--Insert an alcoholic drink in hand to even out.

Blogger Frog said...

good luck!

Blogger Autumn said...

the fingers are crossed for you!

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

Good luck. And I don't blame you for your request to the FSM. I'm going to request it too, for you!

Blogger miss kendra said...

beeb: that sounds dirty. my “cup of water” is just fine, thankyouverymuch.

monkeygurrl: i am not too tall! in fact, if i could get few more inches to spread out this extra ten pounds, i’d be very happy.

ubie: snow suit!

jiggs: we talked about it tuesday, actually. he wants me to practice my balance on a wobbleball. i told him you were busy.

egan: my goal is a whole week this time. i made it 6.5 days, so a week seems feasible. right?

spinning girl: thank you for your kind wishes. now come give me a hug.

wombat: the chocolate monkey is not an angry type. he’s cool with it as long as i’m not a douchebag. which i’m not. i’m just covering all my foodgod bases.

sysm: i think it’s ok. wait, what?

pants: i like bad fingers too, just so we’re clear.

babyjewels: my test will be so shiny it will blind people. they put dye in my shoulder joint with a hugenormous needle!

tayrez: i saw it coming. i was walking down the stairs and i passed the spot where i usually fall and i said to myself, “ha! i didn’t fall!” and then i fell.

acw: i bet you did. sicko.

beeb: good idea. i’ll get right on it.

frog: thank you! if anyone can pull strings on my behalf, it’s you froggie!

autumn: thank you. i keep meaning to add you to my list over there but i’m dumb or something. i’ll do it today.

melissa: if you know any other deities, pass it on down.

Blogger Uccellina said...

Le sigh. If it's any consolation at all, I totally missed you falling on the stairs last week at SnB. I mean, I saw your toe immediately thereafter, but I missed the actual ass-over-teakettle action.

Next time let me know in advance, wouldja?

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

GOOD LUCK MISTRESS KENDRA!!!

I can only hope and pray that your doctor doesn't tell you that you have to start wearing flats. If I read that a L.A. doctor was found dead Single White Female Stiletto Style...well...I just won't say anything at all.

I'll be too skeerd.

Blogger miss kendra said...

uccellina: what the hell kind of name is that? wait, that was rude. i'm sorry. still though... (i will totally give you advance notice next time.)

sassy: FLATS???? are you kidding me?

Blogger Danny said...

how did it go?

Oh, and hi, and shit like that.

premature death is totally cool. But not for pubic hair.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Okay, RUDE CHICK. I like Uccellina's name. Kinda reminds me if Muselex. Which is particularly ironic since my body is currently "processing" something.

How'd it go yesterday?

Blogger miss kendra said...

danny: pubic hair doesn't die. in men atleast. it just starts growing from their ears and noses.

monkeygurrl: no news yet. i'll let you know.

Blogger Beeb said...

don't forget the eyebrows and the "hey take off that sweater! it's summer!"

those are my fav...

Blogger jiggs said...

You zinged me one good.

Blogger d34dpuppy said...

mabe u need a neurologist 2 check u out :oX

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