February 16, 2006
it's like an internet slam book

i have nothing to say today. i've had a headache for nearly two weeks now. i am going to the doctor later, but later is not coming soon enough.


miss kendra --

[noun]:

An immortal



'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'
at QuizGalaxy.com


the man in the cube next to me is listening to "in the navy." this is not helping.

at some point, between all your praying/sacrificing virgins for my general well being and fundraising to send me somewhere pretty, go here please. thank you.



31 Comments:

Blogger Libby said...

I'm sorry to hear about your headache...I hope it's fixable :)

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

Headaches suck. There's nothing worse than trying to focus on something with a drum pounding right next to your brain.

My dictionary definition was "a real live muppet." :)

And, I stole the window from you. It's pretty interesting!

Blogger amandamonkey said...

You've had a tough year so far - you definitely deserve to go somewhere pretty.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Huh. Miss K is complex. There's an understatement!!

Blogger Brookelina said...

brooke --
[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber


hehehehe

Blogger miss kendra said...

libby: i believe it's related to the lingering neck/shoulder pain. also the not being able to sleep.

melissa: i want to be a muppet!

amandamonkey: i agree. where shall i go?

monkeygurrl: complex like a carbohydrate baby.

brooke: i knew it. the dirt under your fingernails gave it away.

Blogger Brookelina said...

My fingernails are squeaky clean! And so is my hoo-hah.

Blogger Monkey said...

My hoo-hah is not clean. In fact, I may need to go into the washing machine.

I enjoyed your complex personality very much. I need sleep. I hope your headache goes away. Coke and excedrine and then a chaser of Sudafed Sinus Headache.

Blogger Libby said...

I think Monkey's got an idea, but I say add a little Jack in your Coke and switch Excedrine with Hydracodone. :)

Blogger ass2006 said...

Hi, a nice blog you have here. You will surely get an bookmark :) Ainstipillith

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Who or what the heyall is ass2006? Anyhoo, I just got a few sample ambiens and lunestas. If they don't have a negative interaction with any current meds you're taking (check http://www.medscape.com/druginfo/druginterchecker?src=google), I'd be happy to contribute to the cause.

Can you tell I believe in self-medicating?! (not to mention self-mutilating)

Oh, and "MonkeyGurrl - A hermit living in the big city". I'll say!

Blogger miss kendra said...

monkeygurrl: YES PLEASE!

i have a dr. appt but i will be there later....

Blogger Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed needs help. Lou Reed is putting together an army.

Lou Reed also needs graham crackers.

Blogger jiggs said...

That was actually quite hard (I mean the johari thing, you pervert). It made me realize that I don't actually know you very well.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I thought the johari thing was hard b/c it wasn't specific enough. Maybe I know you too much? Anyhoo, see you tonite!

Blogger Egan said...

Now I have that In the Navy song stuck in my head. Awesome.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I didn't like my name's definition...it had something to do with nasty cheese. My self esteem has severely plummeted.

Blogger miss kendra said...

lou reed: i like graham crackers. if that's what your army eats, i'm in.

jiggs: that's just because love is blind. if you feel you don't know me, read my blog more.

monkeygurrl: that's what i thought too. thanks for the completely legal gift you gave me!

egan: you love it.

sassy: we can't all be immortal. i mean, sorry? ;)

Blogger Beeb said...

i don't think i did that right... :(

anyway, thank you much for my card!

Blogger jiggs said...

I read your blog everyday,k. the problem is that anyone's blog can only say so much. It's like trying to solve a puzzle without all the pieces.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

How is your headache?

Thanks for the link, it says Melliferous Pants Smells like teen spirit.

Blogger miss kendra said...

beeb: you did a lovely job. and you're welcome.

jiggs: i was kidding. if you want to know me better, come over.

pants: my headache is somewhat better thank you. which variety of teen spirit are you? i was baby powder fresh back in the day.

Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

Ha-ha, mine says "an alien" for my definition. Great.

I am searching for virgins to sacrifice for you - actually, I'm searching for virgins for a number of reasons - though so far unsuccessfully.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I hope you enjoyed last nite's gift. Here's another one: go to this website (http://www.peonyknits.blogspot.com) and scroll down the sidebar. She has a free pattern for a totally cute circular shruggie-thingie.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Back in the day I was also baby powder fresh, too! Now I would like to be the peachy variety.

Blogger miss kendra said...

armaedes: i know the feeling. i live in l.a.

monkeygurrl: i didn't use it yet, but i do appreciate it. you have no idea. that sweater will be added to my queue.

pants: i like shower fresh scents these days. clean, crisp etc.

sometimes i use Boy's deodorant. he smells nice.

Blogger Egan said...

Sometimes I shave my face with a Venus razor just because.

Blogger Thérèse said...

It's only a slam book if it's nasty things that are said about you.

So if you're an immortal, does it also make you a goddess in some way? It should. By default.

Blogger me said...

i am a person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult.

go figure.

codine.
good.

Blogger Zombie Lou said...

Quit stealing Lou Reed's schtick.

Graham crackers are a staple in the dietary regimine of Lou Reed's Army.

Blogger Bonanza JellyBean said...

In the dictionary, I'm a real life muppet. That explains so much.

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