February 28, 2006
i'm a model

in a testament to my brilliance, forward thinking, and retina-burning radiance, they stole my picture and recreated it in the ad campaign for jordache. i mean if that doesn't convince you i should rule the world, i don't know what will.

the proof is in the pudding, people.

which one of these two makes you want jeans more?







i mean honestly. it's not even a question.



53 Comments:

Blogger Libby said...

OMigod, I just choked on my Diet Coke.

Isn't that you on the white horse??

Blogger CommonWombat said...

I don't know about the jeans, but now I want a hobby horse.

Blogger miss kendra said...

libby: no. it's brittany murphy. but thanks i guess. some people think she's pretty, right?

wombat:y ou don't have one already?

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Dayum, yer cute. And you sure are enjoying yer. . . steed.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Wait, wait wait. Which one is you? Oh nevermind. I bet you can't even tell. You're making fun of me, that's the same picture.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

My optometrist said it looked like my retinas were burnt, now I know why.

I'm going to start wearing an eye patch and yelling "ARGGH!" at strangers because pirates are sexy.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Only I'm not sure how I will see because I am going to wear an eye patch on each eye.

Blogger Joe said...

This makes me wish I had vicodin and Ambien

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I wore an eye patch on each eye in high school. Got too close to the sunlamp. No, despite my "best friend" drawing eyes on the bandages and having to be led from class to class, I wasn't mocked. Much.

Blogger Danny said...

I'm so hot for you right now, you have no fucking clue.

Blogger Egan said...

When did you decide to change your name from Kendra to Brittany?

Blogger miss kendra said...

monkeygurrl: i *am* cute. cute like the dickens.

therese: i’m obviously the cuter one. the one with the style and grace.

pants: yeah you do, baby. pirates are sexy, so seeing is unnecessary. you will just have to hire a first mate to do the seeing for you.

joe: you’re new.

monkeygurrl: i heart you. you better show on thursday.

danny: it’s the horse, isn’t it.

egan: i totally didn't. they stole my idea, man. that's all.

like i would ever call my self brittany. ha!

Blogger Egan said...

You so want to be named after Spears and Murphy.

Blogger jiggs said...

Certainly they stole your idea. But I want to have sex with brittany murphy. I don't really want to have a conversation with her, just sex. There's a joke in there about a pale white steed but I will just let it lie.

Blogger miss kendra said...

egan: don't make me kick you out of here.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Do you heart Federleezy? (sp?)

Blogger Beeb said...

The pockets are fantastic... you're a supermodel.

which means you make loads of money.

so you can visit me on weekends.

and you haven't.

i'm mad at you for 10 mins.

Blogger Moe said...

Umm...I think you make the better model - you were a ridiculously cute kid.

Britney Murphy makes me feel like I need to go on some sort of exlax and redbull diet.

Love the pictures of the kids (Pickles and Boon that is). Boon looks like a slightly pissed off redhead sizing up his prey... Sort of like Danny Bonaduce but much cuter.

Blogger Beeb said...

ok. i'm not mad anymore.

i forgive.

Blogger Danny said...

No, it's the child.

oh wait, that's you.
shit

Blogger Übermilf said...

There are perverts in this world that would prefer little you on a rocking horse. I want to boil them and cut them into pieces.

Blogger WineGrrl said...

Unlike Ms. White Horse, you get to eat a decent meal every once in a while....

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Screw the jeans, I can't stop staring at the pony. You stole my fuckin PONY! I swear I had the exact same one. I can't believe they made more than one of those.

Blogger Übermilf said...

I didn't mean to bring up pedophiles.

It's just that Dilf used to do re-touching for Abercrombie and Fitch and he got really upset at the young girls and the over-sexualization and such... and everyone knew the photographer was a pedophile. So he'd airbrush their private parts and nipples out without client permission. But they never noticed.

Parents would give their consent for those sick pictures, too.

Blogger miss kendra said...

monkeygurrl: i resent that question, and you know it.

beeb: all my money goes to fueling my cocaine and fruit rollup habits. you understand.

moe: i *was* cute. now i’m unstoppable! hahaha! and brittany murphy makes us all feel that way.

beeb: score!

danny: you love me in all my incarnations.

ubie: i know there are. and i know you do. this is part of why i love you.

winegrrl: yes i do! and i lurve it!

spinning girl: i did grow up in new england. is it possible that i somehow procured your lovely spinning handmedowns?

ubie: i know! it’s cool. parents will sometimes do stupid things to live through (and off) their children. you, on the other hand, eat paczkis! and cupcakes! (see how i made that happy again. smooth.)
.

Blogger Egan said...

MK - I would be honored if you banned me from commenting on your blog. It's the right thing to do.

Blogger Danny said...

hot, funny, and a great mind reader. What's next for you kendra?

Blogger Bohemian Girl said...

this made me crack up!!!

thank you for that.

Blogger jiggs said...

oh i see. my comment about how much I want to do it with brittney murphy gets no response. is that it? well I never!

Blogger miss kendra said...

jiggs: i apologize. we simultaneously commented and so i didn't see you there.

in other news, i'm about to comment again, so just keep doing what you're doing.

yes, right there.

ahhhhhhhh.

Blogger miss kendra said...

egan: you're weird.

danny: next i eat your soul.

bohemian girl: you're welcome!

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Argh!

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

Cute!!!! (I know that 85 people have said that, but I don't care.)

And besides, the overalls without a shirt look is waaaaay better! ;)

I suggest you demand royalties.

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Blogger Brookelina said...

I love Kendra.

Blogger babyjewels said...

You rock those overalls, baby!

Blogger jiggs said...

It's alright. I can't stay mad at you. I'm such a pissy bitch.

Blogger miss kendra said...

pants: pirate or pain?

melissa: i think i might.

brooke: swoon!

babyjewels: i know. i was like some preternatural hottie.

jiggs: i will tend to you in your time of need.

Blogger Joe said...

What the fuck is so cute about you riding around on a horse when you were like three?

Take some more pills and watch some TV

Blogger miss kendra said...

joe: what the fuck is so cute about you and your creepy brothers molesting dead people?

go have babies with hoops.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

Am I the only one completely offended that Jordache not only had the audacity to steal your sultry baby pose, but come back from the dead in the first place?

Why...why...WHY would sporting a severed horse head on your ass be desirable? I mean...unless you were a Corleone I suppose...okay, it's looking a lot sexier now...you know how I love mobsters...

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Yeah, I am pretty sure that is my actual pony. I recognize it. How cool is it that you are riding my pony?!?!?!?!??!

Blogger Joe said...

touche'

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

A little bit of both.

Blogger Budding Rose said...

Wow, I love this blog. No wonder they all love you!

Blogger miss kendra said...

sassy: i don't like anything to be sewn on my butt. i think my clothes should highlight my best assets, which is why i often wear peek-a-boo tops.

spinnerina: i am very pleased. you have no idea.

joe: you want me.

pants: i'm sorry. and also argh!

budding rose: everyone loves me because i smell like cookies. and they know to get on board early before i take over.

seriously.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Me too...I'm having a margarita and 800mg motrin to rectify my unfortunate situation.

Blogger Autumn said...

that's awesome! ha ha.

Blogger Lulu said...

Number 1! Number!

Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

I like bouncing horses as opposed to white ones.

Blogger Joe said...

I want you

Anonymous Anonymous said...

homeless girls naked, or what will $5 buy these days anyways...

Blogger captain_howdy_girl said...

well, at least britney murphy had the calss to put a shirt on! not like the person (you)in the first pic! ;)

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