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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!That's great! Please tell me you REALLY wore that--if so, you are definitely on your way to taking over the world. Isn't that what pirates want? (Besides booty!)
Kendra! Where do you make these terrific visual aids? I may need to do some, just in case (WHEN) the parental units do not live up to their "We'll buy you a digital camera!" promise :)Ps - Individual comments. You get so many every day...I just want to compare, even for a day... :)
Shiver me timbers!Please tell me you are still stalking me. I feel empty inside.
This is going to drive some of your fans right over the edge. You in a pirate outfit. You might as well get the smelling salts out now.
Will you be wearing this tonight? I must inspect it.
I heart wenches. Also pirates. But especially wenches.
melissa: i did really wear that. it made my day.libby: i do them in MS paint. it's a skill. i like to use ghetto tools so people's expectations aren't too high.spinning girl: of course i am! i'll have to leave the parrot behind though. i wouldn't want him giving me away.brooke: i aim to please. any other fantasy requests i can work on?annika: probably not. i left work early to try to rid myself of the headache so i will probably be in pajamas as usual.jiggs: i am the kind of wench you have to watch your wallet around.also your sword and pistol, because sometimes get a little grabby.
Oh, photos, please.
That MS paint drawing is rated "ahrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!"Couldn't resist.
You get grabby of swords and pistols? Is that a euphemism?
This outfit was inspired. Inspired I tell you! My Lord woman, your mind is a strange and beautiful thing. May I be your Monkey Parrot for a day?
AURGH!!!! Too bad I won't be able to see it in person. The wee Monkeygurl has invited ME to her "Sweethearts Dance". Oh, yay. Me and a crowd of muffia moms. I would MUCH rather be at SnB!!!I heart Pirates (always have)I heart Miss Kendra.
hahahahahaahahah..Kendra fell down the stairs.
wombat: too late. i'm already naked. lady b: thank you!jiggs: yes. and also no.monkey: i would love that. cockmule!monkey gurrl: have fun at your dance. if it gets boring just make someone walk the plank. it usually works for me.calzone: that was ages ago. now i'm a pirate. keep up.
so does that imply that if you took a hunky guy, and dressed him up like a pirate, he would be even more irresistable?
now i'm friggin' singing gilbert and sulliven. gee, thanks, kendra...Oh, better far to live and dieUnder the brave black flag I fly,Than play a sanctimonious part,With a pirate head and a pirate heart.Away to the cheating world go you,Where pirates all are well-to-do;But I’ll be true to the song I sing,And live and die a Pirate King.For I am a Pirate King!And it is, it is a glorious thingTo be a Pirate King!Hurrah for our Pirate King!King.And it is, it is a glorious thingTo be a Pirate King.It is!Hurrah for our Pirate King!When I sally forth to seek my preyI help myself in a royal way.I sink a few more ships, it’s true,Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;But many a king on a first-class throne,If he wants to call his crown his own,Must manage somehow to get throughMore dirty work than ever I do,
fatwonkkid:hello, johnny depp?!? meowr!
This is like confirmation of something I always suspected.
It's the perfect outfit!
fatwonkiddd: pirates are innately irresistable. so yes. yes. yes.robiewan: me too now. willow, tit willow, tit willow...spinning girl: humminah humminah. rowr!therese: that i am insane?colleen: i know. it really was.
Yer outfit would shiver the timbers of th' sturdiest main mast.
acw: you are so the authority on this, so i bow in deference. and then i shake my pirate booty!supermongo: don't put artist in quotes next time or i will kill you.seriously. i'm a pirate.
I LOVE the 'artist rendering' of the outfit. That is GREAT!
I wish we had Pirates in South Florida. So far I've only run into Gold Diggers, Tramps, and Skeet Shooters.
kady's pet: you have pirates there.butt pirates!(yes i did say that.)
No. That you are a pirate. I always suspected you were a little something extra.
Pirates rock! You are cute.
the green in that shirt really brings out the green in your eyes!
I believe that you really are becoming a crusty old sailor...and it turns me on.
I want to plunder your booty. argh!
Let's form a whole crew of crazy pirates and go sack a few rich people's houses and stuff.
Oh yes! Can we all go shopping for pirate clothes!?
therese: a LITTLE something extra? tumblewee: yes we do. but not hard enough to win a grammy. hmph. autumn: thank you. they can be blue too, when i’m sailing the high seas. sassy: i believe it as well. and it also turns me on.jewels: i want to let you? yes, yes i do.uber: yes! i will be captain, and you can all be my mates. i call dibs on any sequined pants.brooke: i really think we should.
Don't take my valentine choice the wrong way. It's complicated.
Screw you Jiggs. Kendra is mine.
Have you seen the Pirate's Convention on SNL?http://www.youtube.com/w/Pirate-Convention---SNL
a few years back, a friend of mine called me up and asked me to dress as a pirate, and come over to her house. oh, and i was pregnant which just adds to the visual, doesn't it? at any rate, i got there and she had gussied up her entire family in pirate gear. we drew on some moustaches and headed out. we stopped at different houses, sang our carefully crafted pirate ditty, and demanded booty. it was FABULOUS. then we went back to her place and made prank pirate phone calls.true story.
...which reminds me, I need to rent Goonies.
Jiggs is in the air.
Haha! AS has a pirate skirt!
whats the name of your parrot?
I heart you Kendra..thanks for the birthday wishes :)
Actually Miss Tel, I have two pirate skirts. I win the wardrobe containing the most cutsie skulls and crossbones award. It's like being forlorn...but with style. But, I am still no match for Kendra's Accidental PirateNess.
aaarrrrrggghhhh....sexy eye patch!
LOL. That totally killed me. hahahaha!
A serendipitous Hello since I've landed on your blog a bunch of times now on my trek through the blogosphere.
you must be a pastafarian!arrrrr!
I guess the tird tickler is in.
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