February 09, 2006
i love me

this morning when i was getting dressed i kept looking at myself in the mirror and going, "geez. i look super cute today. this outfit really seems to work."

then later i realized why.



51 Comments:

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's great! Please tell me you REALLY wore that--if so, you are definitely on your way to taking over the world. Isn't that what pirates want? (Besides booty!)

Blogger Libby said...

Kendra! Where do you make these terrific visual aids? I may need to do some, just in case (WHEN) the parental units do not live up to their "We'll buy you a digital camera!" promise :)

Ps - Individual comments. You get so many every day...I just want to compare, even for a day... :)

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Shiver me timbers!

Please tell me you are still stalking me. I feel empty inside.

Blogger Brookelina said...

This is going to drive some of your fans right over the edge. You in a pirate outfit. You might as well get the smelling salts out now.

Blogger Annika said...

Will you be wearing this tonight? I must inspect it.

Blogger jiggs said...

I heart wenches. Also pirates. But especially wenches.

Blogger miss kendra said...

melissa: i did really wear that. it made my day.

libby: i do them in MS paint. it's a skill. i like to use ghetto tools so people's expectations aren't too high.

spinning girl: of course i am! i'll have to leave the parrot behind though. i wouldn't want him giving me away.

brooke: i aim to please. any other fantasy requests i can work on?

annika: probably not. i left work early to try to rid myself of the headache so i will probably be in pajamas as usual.

jiggs: i am the kind of wench you have to watch your wallet around.

also your sword and pistol, because sometimes get a little grabby.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Oh, photos, please.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

That MS paint drawing is rated "ahrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!"

Couldn't resist.

Blogger Lady Baltimore said...

Swoon!

Blogger jiggs said...

You get grabby of swords and pistols? Is that a euphemism?

Blogger Monkey said...

This outfit was inspired. Inspired I tell you!

My Lord woman, your mind is a strange and beautiful thing. May I be your Monkey Parrot for a day?

Blogger Monkey said...

Oh.... Cockmule!

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

AURGH!!!! Too bad I won't be able to see it in person. The wee Monkeygurl has invited ME to her "Sweethearts Dance". Oh, yay. Me and a crowd of muffia moms. I would MUCH rather be at SnB!!!

I heart Pirates (always have)
I heart Miss Kendra.

Blogger Calzone said...

hahahahahaahahah..Kendra fell down the stairs.

Blogger miss kendra said...

wombat: too late. i'm already naked.

lady b: thank you!

jiggs: yes. and also no.

monkey: i would love that. cockmule!

monkey gurrl: have fun at your dance. if it gets boring just make someone walk the plank. it usually works for me.

calzone: that was ages ago. now i'm a pirate. keep up.

Blogger fatwonkkid said...

so does that imply that if you took a hunky guy, and dressed him up like a pirate, he would be even more irresistable?

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

now i'm friggin' singing gilbert and sulliven. gee, thanks, kendra...

Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.

For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!

Hurrah for our Pirate King!
King.
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.
It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!

When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way.
I sink a few more ships, it’s true,
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;
But many a king on a first-class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do,

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

fatwonkkid:

hello, johnny depp?!? meowr!

Blogger Thérèse said...

This is like confirmation of something I always suspected.

Blogger Colleen said...

It's the perfect outfit!

Blogger miss kendra said...

fatwonkiddd: pirates are innately irresistable. so yes. yes. yes.

robiewan: me too now. willow, tit willow, tit willow...

spinning girl: humminah humminah. rowr!

therese: that i am insane?

colleen: i know. it really was.

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Yer outfit would shiver the timbers of th' sturdiest main mast.

Blogger miss kendra said...

acw: you are so the authority on this, so i bow in deference. and then i shake my pirate booty!

supermongo: don't put artist in quotes next time or i will kill you.

seriously. i'm a pirate.

Blogger miss kendra said...

bouncing comments.

Blogger Super Mongo said...

I LOVE the 'artist rendering' of the outfit. That is GREAT!

Blogger Quirkalot said...

I wish we had Pirates in South Florida. So far I've only run into Gold Diggers, Tramps, and Skeet Shooters.

Blogger miss kendra said...

kady's pet: you have pirates there.

butt pirates!

(yes i did say that.)

Blogger Thérèse said...

No. That you are a pirate. I always suspected you were a little something extra.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

Pirates rock! You are cute.

Blogger Autumn said...

the green in that shirt really brings out the green in your eyes!

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I believe that you really are becoming a crusty old sailor...and it turns me on.

Blogger babyjewels said...

I want to plunder your booty. argh!

Blogger Übermilf said...

Let's form a whole crew of crazy pirates and go sack a few rich people's houses and stuff.

Blogger Brookelina said...

Oh yes! Can we all go shopping for pirate clothes!?

Blogger miss kendra said...

therese: a LITTLE something extra?
tumblewee: yes we do. but not hard enough to win a grammy. hmph.

autumn: thank you. they can be blue too, when i’m sailing the high seas.

sassy: i believe it as well. and it also turns me on.

jewels: i want to let you? yes, yes i do.

uber: yes! i will be captain, and you can all be my mates. i call dibs on any sequined pants.

brooke: i really think we should.

Blogger jiggs said...

Don't take my valentine choice the wrong way. It's complicated.

Blogger Brookelina said...

Screw you Jiggs. Kendra is mine.

Blogger Laurie Ann said...

Have you seen the Pirate's Convention on SNL?

http://www.youtube.com/w/Pirate-Convention---SNL

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

a few years back, a friend of mine called me up and asked me to dress as a pirate, and come over to her house. oh, and i was pregnant which just adds to the visual, doesn't it?

at any rate, i got there and she had gussied up her entire family in pirate gear. we drew on some moustaches and headed out.

we stopped at different houses, sang our carefully crafted pirate ditty, and demanded booty. it was FABULOUS. then we went back to her place and made prank pirate phone calls.

true story.

Blogger Egan said...

...which reminds me, I need to rent Goonies.

Blogger jiggs said...

Jiggs is in the air.

Blogger Tel said...

Haha! AS has a pirate skirt!

Blogger Nabeel said...

whats the name of your parrot?

Blogger Libby said...

I heart you Kendra..thanks for the birthday wishes :)

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

Actually Miss Tel, I have two pirate skirts. I win the wardrobe containing the most cutsie skulls and crossbones award. It's like being forlorn...but with style. But, I am still no match for Kendra's Accidental PirateNess.

Blogger Beeb said...

aaarrrrrggghhhh....sexy eye patch!

Blogger Krystle said...

LOL. That totally killed me. hahahaha!

Blogger at the Lake said...

A serendipitous Hello since I've landed on your blog a bunch of times now on my trek through the blogosphere.

Blogger riseyp said...

you must be a pastafarian!

arrrrr!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the tird tickler is in.

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