January 06, 2006
weekend plans

i have on my christmas shoes today. Boy bought them for me. you are jealous.



i am appalled that it took me this long to find this google image so clearly meant to be mine.

gnomes! pickles! together, finally in harmony.

in semi-related news, it is possible that i will be revealing the winners of the gname that gnome contest this week, so if you have any late blooming ideas, please enter them now.

it is also possible that i will be found in a gutter wearing something from here*, offering myself to strangers for six hundred dollars and a few more vicodin.

i guess we'll see!



* i totally want my own stripper pole. the polished stainless steel pro pole, because i deserve the best.



58 Comments:

Blogger TechGuy said...

Those shoes are fabulous! But not in a homosexual way, just a standard "fabulous" word usage there.

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

It's probably a good thing that I saw what the link for "here" was before I clicked on it. Since I'm at work.

But when I get home...

Oh, and the picture? Hah! That really WAS put out there just for you!

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I appreciate seeing the shoe in its natural jungley habitat.

Blogger jiggs said...

I'm getting the impression that you like shoes.

Blogger HizzleThizzle said...

Oh, Im so jealous.

Blogger HizzleThizzle said...

I finally linked you today. Im so lazy, but I got ya now!

Blogger miss kendra said...

techguy: yes, yes they are. it hasno bearing on your sexuality to realize the fabulosity of these shoes.

melissa: you will thank me for the link. yes you will.

sassy: of course!

jiggs: a little bit. i like clothes too. i look so good it's criminal.

hizzle: i knew you would be. their power is awesome, is it not?

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I went to Vegas the year before last for Halloween. My friends wanted to save money so we stayed in a house off the strip. It was reaaaalllllly far off the strip and I'll never do it again, but it did have a stripper pole which I took full advantage of and enjoyed every freaking second of.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I used a stripper pole once. It was at one of those Sunset clubs in the VIP room (in the friggin DUNGEON!) At least I got to meet Tommy Lee.

Now, if I'd had those magnificent shoes, I would have gone home with Tommy Lee!!!!

Blogger miss kendra said...

pants: i bet you did. i would like to see you on the pole with the boot on. calzone probably wants to see that too.

monkeygurrrl: tommy lee would beat you up and take the shoes.

thank goodness you are safe.

Blogger Brookelina said...

How can someone be so hot and so cool at the same time?

Blogger miss kendra said...

brooke: magic. and gnomes.

Blogger jiggs said...

I've got that song "Lady Stardust" stuck in my head.

I look good when I get dressed up. I look like a million damn dollars in a nice suit. Not that I own a nice suit, but I have been known to go down to the Burlington coat factory and indulge my suit fantasies.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I should add that I went as "white trash" for halloween. I was the only chick in Vegas not dressed like a bunny or a nurse. I had curlers in my hair, a black eye (from makeup), lipstick in my teeth and super fly stirrup leggins. Oh yea, uh huh. I even managed to meet a guy at the club.

Blogger Tumbleweed said...

I AM jealous. Those shoes are outstanding!! I'm gonna click on the links now.

Blogger babyjewels said...

Those are great shoes. (popo's got the same ones, but they covered in jizz. Of course, popo's covered in jizz so it's to be expected)

My entry for the contest is: Twatters. I don't know why.

Blogger Jürgen Nation said...

I must have the shoes. Oh. My. GAW.

I'm in lurve.

Blogger Beeb said...

I think the Woodland Fairy Costume from that site is a must have for every wardrobe. I'd wear mine to work if I didn't work with those few skanky guys.

Blogger Calzone said...

Those shoes are riciculously hot.

Blogger St. Francis said...

I'm sorry if I hurt you

Blogger miss kendra said...

pants and jiggs: pictures please.

tumbleweed: i know. the Boy has marvelous taste.

jewels: i modified them they had a bauble that was quite horrific. it was like a hardened cat turd. so i pried it off with my teeth.

jurgen: i am a bringer of good things.

beeb: wear it anyway. jay will kill them all.

calzone:you wish they were yours.

st. francis: do i know you? forgiven.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Just be sure to securely anchor the pole at the top and the bottom, using all the appropriate hardware, or your first spin on it will be... um... funny.

Come to think of it, I'd pay money to see you fall off the pole. But not in a hurty way. Just in a funny way. Can you arrange that for me?

Blogger St. Francis said...

Thats not nice to say you would want her to fall off the pole. you are a big meanie.

Blogger captain_howdy_girl said...

my mom would love those shoes

Blogger CommonWombat said...

I did specify that the fall should be "funny" and not "hurtie." I reccoment placing all manner of big fluffy pillows around the base of the pole. Possibly adding marshmallows.

Then the funny falling.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

I was going to comment on how I mis-spelled "reccomend," and then I realized that by adding THIS comment I was trying to "re-comment" and that is exactly what I wrote above, so you know... I meant to do that.

Blogger miss kendra said...

wombat: i will work on it. maybe with my settelement i will buy the pole.

st. francis: thank for your concern, but you see, the common wombat and i have an arrangement. so it's all fine. really.

howdy girl: your mother seems cool, so thanks!

Blogger d34dpuppy said...

i want those flame(r) boots they r so hawt!

Blogger St. Francis said...

I'm sorry. I'm a big silly billy. I just hate mean people with mean thoughts. Sorry Kendra and wombat...hugs to you both.

Blogger miss kendra said...

dead puppy: odd. that puppy doesn't look dead.

st francis: it's quite all right.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Miss Kendra, you are one cool chick.

I am not jealous; I am happy to know someone with cool shoes.

I mostly wear slippers with sock monkeys on them.

Blogger karla said...

Have you checked out www.trashylingerie.com
?

Blogger Monkey's Human said...

Those shoes are freaking HOT! HOT!

Boy deserves a little bounty of goodness.

Blogger Calzone said...

Shoes and pills. You are my dream lover

Blogger miss kendra said...

ubermilf: thanks! where can i find such slippers? my dog ate mine.

karla: i have been to the actual store in los angeles. it's fun, but like most things here, not as cool as it claims to be.

monkey's human: i know. they nearly burn my feet. Boy got what he deserved. calzone would be jealous.

calzone: *blush*

Blogger me said...

i am insanely jealous of your shoes.
insanely.
i may have to kill someone now because of this...

Blogger miss kendra said...

me: please don't. i can't be on the run when i'm sick in bed.

Blogger Thérèse said...

I remember those shoes from when you only coveted them.

Oh, miss kendra, I heart them. I'm so glad you got them. They are so, so, so pretty. I mean, that heel is perfect. And... mm.

Blogger miss kendra said...

therese: thank you for your kind wishes as ww embark on our life's journey together.

Blogger Libby said...

I'm not reading any of the comments above, what with my short attention span, but I wanted to let you know that I bought jammies for Vegas that had gnomes on them.

Jealous? :) ANYWAY - sad you couldn't come out and hang with me and my stupid ass in Vegas. Hope you're feeling better!!

Anonymous zero said...

You're wierd and twisted - fortunately I look on those as positive qualities in a spike hell wearing geek.

Blogger me said...

i would never kill you!!!

you are william powell. like me.

i must have more leopard print shoes.

Blogger jiggs said...

You're stalking me! YAY! It's the red hair isn't it? I can't believe this hair is finally coming in handy.

I was thinking of gname that gnome. Should I post my suggestion here or in the other comments? I'll just do it here:

Gnicholas Gregory Gnash the Gninth

His initials could be GGGtheG. "Gnorman" could also be substituted for "Gregory" if you so desired, though I think "Gnicholas Gnorman Gnash the Gninth" sounds kinda creepy.

Blogger Monkey said...

I am here to groove on the shoes. My human murmurs about them in her sleep.

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

dear miss k,

those are obviously the perfect choice of footwear for the first week out of your neck guardy thingy. nice. dependable. close to the ground. no need to leave those in the back of the closet for, say, a week or two.

love,
rwkn

Blogger miss kendra said...

libby: yes i am jealous. happy now? do you enjoy my suffering?

zero: thank you?

me: we should really do something about our moustaches.

jiggs: i do have a "mild" (all-consuming) "interest" (obsession) in red heads.

monkey: she can borrow them next time she's in l.a. or if i go to maine.

robiewan: i know, but they were too beacutiful to resist. besides, just because my neck and shoulder are all busted up doesn't mean my feet can't be happy.

Blogger Fred said...

cheese!

Blogger karla said...

Kendra, your comment on my blog today that "he's probably jiggling his fat rolls in his momma's basement somewhere" made me choke on my coffee. Then I was left hunching over my keyboard laughing.

You owe me a cup of coffee.

Blogger miss kendra said...

fred: indeed.

karla: you got it. you like yours strong and hot, right? because that's the only way my slave-boy knows how to make it.

Blogger none - ya said...

Oh my god those shoes are...they are great. I am utterly and completely jealous. I bet you look fucking fabulous in them. Good for you.

Blogger Frog said...

What a sexy shoe!

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

ms. k,

i am all about the pretty feet. i just like to have the ability to look down and regain my footing should i stumble (never happens what with all that innate grace i gots). this might be a titch difficult with the immobile neck and all. perhaps you should rent one of those segway jobbers.

~rwkn

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