January 25, 2006
i'm not here today!

but please continue to leave questions for me, to be answered in full tomorrow. (for more details on this questions dealie, please see below.)

if you have not yet read of the jiggle, please continue to the post below.

otherwise have a lovely day. i hope to be commenting on you blogs this afternoon, post doctor.

unless he cuts my arm off.

no, i'd still do it. just slower.


Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

Now that's dedication - the one-armed commenter!

Blogger Thérèse said...

Here's hoping it all goes well, Miss Kendra.

That is to say, here's hoping he gives you more drugs.

Blogger Beeb said...

one question: do you still smell like onions?

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

What is the most embarrassing CD that you own and love?

Blogger Libby said...

I will send you some of my drugs. I mean some of my love.

No, I meant drugs. And apparently, they make you stupid and rambling.

I'm going now. I promise.

Blogger Thérèse said...

Question. When you ultimately take over the world, what will be your first order of business? And also, please mention what shoes you will be wearing when you give your graceful acceptace speech.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

I like when you do it slower, but I'd hate for you to have to lose an arm to do it.

Blogger babyjewels said...

Tell us about your tattoos and what they mean to you

Blogger fatwonkkid said...

So are you going to the doctor for your sliced up finger?

That beef ooze is funny. It is better when you try it with pork fat attached to pork skin. That stuff just keeps getting oozier and oozier as you grind away.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Okay, MK, (hey that rhymed!) here are my questions:

1) Your breakfast today consists of one apple, a glass of soy-milk, and a bowl of granola with chunks of a person you see on a regular basis. Who is this person you're eating, and why?

2) Complete this sentence: "The upside to beastiality is __________."

3) If you did, in fact, get your arm cut off by the doctor, and it was replaced with a cybernetic robot appendage, and that appendage had, instead of a hand, a blender... What would you choose to blend first with your shiny new robo-blender-arm?

4) If you were sentenced to die by firing squad (wrongly, of course, for you are infallable and there's also the pleasant cookie smell) and at the last minute they told you that you could pick any living person to die in your place, Who would bite it instead of you?

5) Complete this sentence: "I never knew so many _________ could fit in my _________." Keep it clean!

6a) List your 3 all-time favorite foods.

6b) Pick one of those 3 foods to never EVER eat again.

7) If there was no Boy, Choose one of the following to be your new love: Sam the Bald Eagle from the Muppets, The cast of The Love Boat, The Pope.

8) If you could re-name your blog, (which I suppose you COULD do... Okay, if you HAD to re-name your blog) what would you name it?

9) Complete this sentence: Common Wombat is just so full of _______ that it makes me want to ________."

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

List five words you LOVE to use.

What is your earliest HAPPY memory?

How many pairs of fabulous shoes do you own?

Blogger Egan said...

Damn, you got some good questions here. I want to answer these on my own blog as if it were a meme.

Blogger miss kendra said...

no memes!

Blogger Thérèse said...

I second that. No memes!

Blogger melissa.in.london said...


It's January 26th. Where are you? Did they cut off your arm? Or both arms? Or decapitate you? I see that you commented...


Going through withdrawal, I guess.


Blogger Brookelina said...

I just want to tell you that I'm a little gay for you. Don't tell BabyJ, she'll be really jealous.

That's all.

Blogger babyjewels said...

Hey! Brooke's a floozy. she's not wearing panties under that skirt. I can totally see from down here.

I'm the upskirt comment!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

just FYI, he'll never be eligible for parole, because he didn't comply with the sexual offender's program.


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