after you have read it, i will open comments for questions. you may ask me anything, but i cannot assure you a completely unexaggerated answer. of course, i cannot assure you that it won't be the truth either.
name: miss kendra
birthdate: september 29, 1980
birthplace: beverly, ma
current location: los angeles
eye color: blue-green-grey
hair color: superior preference 3, soft black
righty or lefty: righty
sun sign: libra
innie or outtie: very innie. i once smuggled drugs in it. true story.
heritage: my birth mother is a russian jew and my birth father is a cute little puppy dog. that’s why i am so irresistible. actually, i’m pretty sure he’s irish catholic. my mom used to say they got married to piss off their families and had me to piss off one another. i am truly the product of love.
shoes you wore today: four inch bettie heels. black.
your hair: in need of cutting. graduated bob.
your weakness: carbohydrates. diet coke. the extra bones in my feet.
fears: dogs falling from overpasses, things with more than four legs, never being able to knit again, dying alone and being eaten by my cat
your perfect pizza: pepperoni, or mushroom/green pepper, or meatball and sausage. if only i could have one more day with cheese.
one thing you'd like to achieve: simultaneous multiple orgasm.
your most overused phrase: clearly!/i know/i can be such an apple whore
your first waking thoughts: i hope the dog hasn’t peed yet
the first features you notice in the opposite sex: eyes, swagger
your best physical feature: eyes, smile, immense succulent brains
your bedtime: 10:00 – 1:00 (sliding scale)
your greatest fear: being unloved and unimportant and forgotten
your greatest accomplishment: standing up for myself and putting a bad man in prison, even though he might get paroled soon (dammit!)
your most missed memory: riding around aimlessly in friends’ cars on summer nights with no curfew and no rules and no shoes
pepsi or coke:diet coke
single or group dates: who goes on group dates? are we ten?
adidas or nike: chuck taylor or vans
lipton iced tea or nestea: chai tea
chocolate or vanilla: vanilla, but i can’t eat icecream so this is a weird one for me
cappuccino or coffee: coffee only because it has no milk. but coffee speeds up my faerie system.
smoke: used to. sometimes i miss it. i quit most recently when i met Boy- i still keep the pack i had when we met. it’s probably pretty gross now, but if we break up, you better believe i will smoke it.
cuss: holy shit, do i!
sing: whenever possible. though i have not done karaoke since moving here, which saddens me in ways i cannot ever explain.
take a shower everyday: yes
have a crush: julius boon. see below.
been in love: i sure hope so
went to college: i am a bachelor of science and a master of arts!
liked high school: not at the time, but i would go back for a week if I could. i would shave my head and pierce my face (again and more) and make out with anybody i wanted to.
want to get married: someday
believe in yourself: occasionally.
type with your fingers on the right keys: somewhat. my left pinkie gets ignored a lot.
think you're attractive: sometimes. moving to los angeles has not really been kind to me in that way.
think you're a health freak: are you kidding? i drink diet coke with my breakfast.
get along with your parents: the adoptive ones.
play an instrument: piano, some guitar, some saxophone, vocal cords
in the past month, did you...
drink alcohol: yes
smoke: i just cleared that one. i smoked in vegas. so no.
do a drug: i’m on drugs right now!
make Out: yes
go on a date: yes
eat an entire box of Oreos: only in my dreams.
eat sushi: yes
been on stage: no
been dumped: no
gone skating: no
made homemade cookies: yes
fall in love: every day. *sigh* ::vomit::
go skinny dipping: no
dyed your hair: yes
stolen anything: splenda packets and a chamomile tea bag?
have you ever...
played a game that required removal of clothing: i only strip for money.
if so, was it mixed company: i’m gonna say yes.
been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
been caught doing something: by something you mean what exactly? i’ve been caught doing many things.
been called a tease: yes
gotten beaten up: yes
if so, did you get caught: once. but nothing happened.
changed who you were to fit in: you can’t hide this kind of weird.
age you hope to be married: i don’t know, but i desire to have 50th anniversary.
numbers and names of children: i can’t tell you. they are so immensely clever i know you will steal them, and i don’t want to put you in that situation.
describe your dream wedding: elvis!
how do you want to die: i don’t. nothing too painful i guess. but dramatic might be nice.
what do you want to be when you grow up: happy
what countr(ies) would you most like to visit: japan, thailand, australia, ireland, morocco
number of men i have kissed: only one. but many many silly boys.
number of boyfriends you've had: what constitutes a boyfriend?
number of drugs taken illegally: at once? a lot.
number of people i could trust with my life: 3
number of CDs that i own: i tried to count but it hurt. we’ll go with atleast 400.
number of piercings: i’ve had 22. i wear 8.
number of tattoos: that depends. i have one really ginormous one in progress, and several smaller ones. maybe 11?
number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a few
number of scars on my body: many. this is a project i will leave to the mortician.
number of things in my past that i regret: regret to the point of considering changing history? just one.
now enjoy the pictures. the cuteness is so immense it might crush you.
do you like to pee? i like to pee. let's pee.
don't forget--- you can ask me anything!