i am a writer, crafter, and professional burlesque dancer. i like pineapples. i have two jewish cats.
also i smell like cookies and i will use this to my advantage when i take over the world.
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progress towards world domination:
seems genuine and fiery
brilliant and heartbreaking
makes me pulse inside
my reason for being
so handsome i think i might die
the captain of us all
i just like him, ok?
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Wow. I got as far as shit fuck shit fuck cunt cunt shit shit fuck fuck sunt shit fuck before I messed up. Never got to hear the blue one though.
Shit! Bastard! Cunt! Cunt!Thank you! Dirty Simon cheered up my morning!
Too bad I *only* access when at work. Maybe at lunchtime, when there are less folks around...
Damn damn damn. I can't hear anything right now. One computer is dead and the other has no sound. I'm in techno hell! TECHNO HELL!
Oh, miss kendra. I know I can always cunt on you for entertainment.
I mean count. I mean count.
Wait. No, I don't.
nasty ass bitches
Wildly inappropriate is the name of the game in this office.
do me baby....
That game made me cry. Thanks.
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