December 26, 2005
worst christmas ever

woo hoo!

yay me!

i am the luckiest girl EVER because i got a car accident for christmas!

i wanted to blog more fully today, but i have to deal with some of this really fun insurance stuff. maybe i will tell you all about it tomorrow.

it's a good story actually, how i was just trying to do something nice for some teensy tiny abandoned kittens and i got smooshed. karma loves me, yes she does.

it was awesome. you know, how christmas/hannukah should be.


Blogger robiewankenobie said...

oh, yeah, that sounds fabulous. *rolls eyes* i'm assuming that, since you are blogging, that you are okay. while car accidents are less than awesome, having you all healthy and shit is pretty darn good.

Blogger miss kendra said...

i am blogging with my good arm.

the left side is all gimpy and sore and sad.

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

car accidents suck, especially ones where you get hurt.

I hope you are feeling better!

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Hunny. I'm sorry. Sounds like the holidays were purty bad for us all. :( But at least you were doing something GOOD. Can you imagine what would have happened if you were doing something naughty?!

Blogger Lady Baltimore said...

Oh Honey! You poor thing!
Tell us all about it when you can.
Take care.
We luv ya!

Blogger Brookelina said...

Holy crap!! Are you ok? That sucks, sucks, sucks!

I have a rotten Christmas story to share with you, but I'll wait for another time. Feel better!

Blogger karla said...

Yes indeed, karma got you. That'll teach you to try to help abandoned kittens. I think the message here is that God hates kittens.

Blogger Calzone said...

That sucks sweetie.....I hope you at least pooped on impact...feel better

Blogger babyjewels said...

It's because you were secretly going to make a little vest out of that kitten fur, isn't it? A. Calzone doesn't need another kitten fur vest B. You know better. Puppy fur dry cleans better.

Seriously, you are a sweetie to help the kittens. I hope your okay and everything settles out well.

Blogger crasspersonality said...

Le lame! that's french for "fuckin' lame"

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Since I can't reach all the way to LA from here, take your good arm and give yourself a comforting and sympathetic hug from your buddy Wombat.

Then have a grab at your boob, because I'm nice and all, but I'll totaly take advantage of a gimpy chick.

a) Sorry you're gimpy!

b) Sorry I made humor from your gimpiness

c) God does not hate kittens. Nobody hates kittens. God hates people who find humor in other people's gimpiness.

Blogger jiggs said...

holy shit. You got injured! That sucks nards. In fact that sucks canards and communards!

Blogger Thérèse said...

That karma. What a bitch. I mean, to hate kittens... She's gotta be.

I'm glad you're okay, gimpy. Sending good wishes your way, hopefully it will cancel out or counteract the messy karma.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Maybe stopping to save the kitten saved you from getting into a WORSE car crash.

And maybe you'll become fabulously wealthy from the accident somehow.

I don't know.

We put your star on the tree. And it spreads its glittery joy throughout the house.

Blogger said...

Hope yer arm feels better soon!!!! Being in an accident is never fun, let alone this time of year. You at least got some painkillers out of the deal, right?

Blogger Libby said...

Dude. And all I got was an alarm clock.

Blogger HizzleThizzle said...

wow. Poop and car accidents. Its not your week is it? Hope you're okay :)

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

Did you tell the person that hit you that they're in trouble now, because you're friends with The Internet?

Anonymous Gwen said...

Yikes! Ow! I'm glad you are better now. Also, I'm sad that I didn't get to talk to you at all last night. :( I have, however, been singing the praises of your starfoot tattoos across several states.

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