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You are so quintessentially cool and shit.
You are so cool, yet so HAWT. Man. Reminds me - Have you ever seen the movie Dummy, with Milla Jovovavichski? She *totally* reminds me of you in that movie! She's hawt, too.
The hilariousness of the hot chick in the Santa suit talking to the bear on a boat deck with the flying saucers while high on crystal methamphetamine was not lost on me. Just so you know.
that's messed up. i just sent you a quickie movie - i don't know when you posted but i think we have, like, espn or something.
very cool. i totally missed that it was a cartoon yesterday... im slow
I like how you walk, it's exactly how I pictured it.
You should read the review on IMDB!:Here's an excerpt:"...and this latest installment from Kendra has all the passion of Brokeback Mountain tangled with all of the hair of King Kong. It's a *must* see for the entire family. Unless Grandpa has the trots again."Ok, maybe it's not really on IMDB. But it should be. It's tough for you up and budding directors to get the attention you deserve. But not nearly as tough as it is for me to write a coherent sentence this morning.
In unrelated news, I'd just like to make an announcement that Kendra is AWESOME. Not only did she take the time to send something very cool to me for Christmas, but it wasn't even a steaming bag of poo, which is the #1 most common thing people send me in the mail. No, this thing was about as far from poo as a thing can get. Totally un-poo-like. Super cool and even homemade, although when you think about it, poo is homemade too, so that makes it a LITTLE poo-like. But that's where the similarity to poo ends, friends.Thanks, Kendra. You are too kind and sweet.
You are totally rockin' the toons. I propose we have some sort of day of cartooning (like HNT) or Karaoke maybe once a month?
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