December 30, 2005
car accidents make people ugly

there will be no more photographs until the removal of the trendy neck collar as it presses my face up into my forehead and makes me look much fatter and much more unacttractive than i actually am.

i do not appreciate the internets spreading the rumor that i am fat and unattractive! i want a settlement!

and yes, more pills.


(i have to go get a lawyer. *weep*)



25 Comments:

Blogger me said...

i just ate a canolli in your honour...

please do not hire lionel hutz. you *will* lose...

good luck...

shout out to pickles and boon... wa's happnin??

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

lawyers... eww...

Just don't go for the guy with the ad, or the guy in the mall!

Blogger xt said...

Now, now, now. I promise not all lawyers are scuzzy. I promise I'll help you find a nice one if I can't help you myself, lovie.

Blogger Sarah Smile said...

Try to get a hot lawyer. It's the least you can do for yourself.

Blogger Übermilf said...

Lawyers are wonderful -- when they're on YOUR side.

Blogger Grend31 said...

I have been sending you waves of healing energy from my brain and crooked left pinkie, but I think they are being illegally intercepted somewhere in Nevada and used to power an amusement park. You may, or may not, want to mention that to your lawyer.

Blogger jiggs said...

My face is already connected to my forehead.

Blogger Frog said...

I hope accidentsz won't happen on new years eve... Happy 2006 !!!

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Positive thought vibes to you, the Boy, Boon and Pickles. Take it easy this weekend, okay? No saving the world for a couple o' days.

Anonymous Sara said...

So sorry to hear about your accident! It seems like a person who makes such darn good vegan banana bread should never come in harm's way. See you at the next SnB, and I look forward to seeing your sexy neckbrace.

Blogger robiewankenobie said...

oh my gosh! oh my gosh! you made crazy aunt purl's blog! you are famous! (of course you had to get all jacked up to do it, but still...)

Blogger captain_howdy_girl said...

you're totally cute, you always will be

Blogger babyjewels said...

Don't hire William Shatner. I did that once for a nipple piercing gone awry. He's not a real lawyer. He'll break into song. bad song. during trial.

Happy New Year - I'm sending good vibes your way. (it's killing me not to make a vibrator joke. killing. me.)

Blogger Brookelina said...

Merry New Year Miss Kendra!

Blogger Calzone said...

I like fat pill heads...call me

Blogger Squid Vicious said...

Remember, if it doesn't fit, you musta quit!

Since it was a dude that hit you, call it a hate crime. For $50 I'll be a witness. I can testify that he was shouting derogatory things about your feminity. Open and shut case...

It's the least that I can do. Never let it be said that I will not do the least that I can do...

Happy New Year one and all!

You're not fat nor ugly.

You look cute being swallowed by Kermit.

Happy New Year!!!!

Blogger Übermilf said...

Maybe the PETA people will pay for your lawyer?

I just want you to get better.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I feel your pain. I've been wearing a storm trooper boot on my left foot, and a damn trail runner on my right, for a month now. I've never felt less sexy.

I'm sorry you have to find a lawyer.

Blogger Lady Baltimore said...

You poor thing. I'd come out there and beat the crap out of the other driver, but then you might not get any $$ out of him.
Good Luck. Take care of your self.
We love ya, Hon.

Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

Well, just look on the bright side. I mean, there's not a bright side, but maybe you can make one up.

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Dag yo! I just read about your horrible holiday. If it makes you feel any better, your ornament was Sherlock's favorite to pull off of the tree, run away with, and chew in a corner. We got it away from him and hung it higher ever time, but damn did he love that dinosaur.

We hope you feel better soon, and not just because your blogging gets us through the day.

Blogger Calzone said...

Baby.....I miss you

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