December 13, 2005
and now our feature presentation

i forgot this number on my list yesterday, probably because i blocked the pain out of my memory. either that or it was the drugs again.

3: number of brides seen. also number of times Boy pulled me suddenly in an opposite direction.



and now, a short documentary chronicling my weekend, starring santa as Boy, and ultra-sexy mrs. claus as a totally believable me.

i'm ready for my closeup



18 Comments:

Blogger babyjewels said...

Yeah! You made a movie too! You do romantic comedies the way Popo does hobos; with a stunning sensitivy and attention to detail.

Blogger Lulu said...

Why do the Boys always like beer better than boobies?

Blogger miss kendra said...

no wonder i threw myself down the stairs of paris. it's the city of romance.

Blogger Calzone said...

See I like to hogtie chicks and then drink beer off their asses like they were tables.

I'm what they call your happy medium.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

I love that Boy was a hunchback Santa!!!! He probably doesn't love that so much, but I was highly amused.

PS. I LOVE my turtle! I've named him Irving. THANK YOU!!! Now, as long as Clarence doesn't try to eat it he (and by he I mean the cat) may survive the holiday season.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

I'm a boy, and I pick boobies over beer any day.

I'm just sayin.

Mmmm... Boobies. Where did Sal go?

Blogger Fred said...

i like cookies.

how's it goin' calzone.

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Dang, yer hot. Poor Boy. So much love, so little clue.

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Granted, you're a sexy Mrs. Claus, but beer gives so much and asks so little.

Blogger Beeb said...

cowboy = mmmmmmm.

Blogger Moe said...

Very well done documentary, Miss Kendra (you are how tall!? Wow. I'm 5'2", what's called a fart in a mitten around here.)

I'm nominating you for a Gemini (Canadian Oscars)- best foreign documentary, short form. If it is not already a category I'll start a petition.

Blogger Christina said...

MmmmMmmm.... Cowboys....

And mine's a Clay. *sigh*

Blogger Grend31 said...

I can tell that you were well financed for this production. If it does well at the box office is there a chance for a sequel? I hope so!

Blogger Johnny Damned said...

tramp.

Blogger Frog said...

I wanna date with mrs Claus

Blogger Calzone said...

Thats the dude I live with calling you a tramp and shit. He's kind of into God. At least that's what he tells all the chicks in the basement.

Blogger miss kendra said...

i was a little confused.

now i'm more confused, but that's okay. i have you to help me through this.

Blogger crasspersonality said...

frickin' sweet

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