November 10, 2005
sick day

i'm taking a sick day.

i'm watching movies and television and eating cookies and there ain't nuthin you can do about it.

but i promise, i'm still naked.

oh, the things i do for you people. watch, now i'm gonna get pneumonia, or like, ebola or something.

that's the one where you get to stay home in bed and eat jello and shit, right?

no?

well, either way, if i get it, you people are footing the bill.



7 Comments:

Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

By "eat jello and shit", does that mean you eat shit? Or does the jello give you the shits? Just curious. Hope ya feel betterer soon.

Blogger miss kendra said...

i actually don't eat jello.

nor do i eat shit.

not even monkey does that. i mean, he plays with shit, but who doesn't?

Blogger babyjewels said...

I'm only covering the co-pay. Be well.

by jello, you mean jello-shots, right? Otherwise, that just sucks.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

If I hadn't already used my sick days I would do the same.

Blogger CommonWombat said...

I once contracted e-bayla, where I spent a 9 day period buying metric tons of useless collectibles from online auctions.

Shit. That was SO much funnier in my head.

Get well (but not dressed) soon.

Blogger melissa.in.london said...

I wish I was taking a sick day, too.

*Sniff*

I think I feel a cold coming on...oh, wait, I don't have any paid days off until the end of next month.

*All better*


Hope you ENJOY your day off...
Watch one for all of us poor saps stuck in front of our computers at work, and eat jello like there's no tomorrow!

Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

I think you're thinking of anal herpes. That's when they give you ice cream right?

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