November 23, 2005
popularity is like way hard y'all.

i'm thinking i probably should have begun this mining expedition already, because i started to work on the whole holiday goodness thing today and i'm realizing i may not sleep again till christmas. there is just not enough time in the day to complete all of the many many many many many projects i want to. so i think the first thing i'll have to do is finish cooking up that meth. then i should be fine.

i'm glad people want to participate, and i'm really glad that it's actually working--getting me in the spirit of things-- but i'm curious as to why several people seem to think that by "holiday goodness" i meant porn.

is it the holiday part? or the goodness?

the next question is clearly whether or not it should be themed porn. with santa hats and menorahs and stuff. and reindeer. and um, dreidels and latkes and elves.

i'd better stop. i can tell you're all really turned on right now.

i think my meth is burning, so if i don't see you, happy thanksgiving!


Blogger Libby said...

Depends on where the Santa hats are :)

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I thought holiday goodness meant sex toys.

Blogger Calzone said...

You are disgusting. Why don't you keep your meth addled, homoerotic, assplay blog where it belongs.

Im the gutter miss kendra. In the motherfucking gutter.

Blogger Auntie Sassy said...

You should dress up as a Nut-Cracker...
although Boy may object...
unless he has some protective cups lying about...

Blogger Lady Baltimore said...

Holiday porn starring Kendra Claus!

Blogger JenL said...

Mmmmm latkes.

See, for my purposes, the phrase "holiday goodness" refers to food. But that's just me.

Blogger babyjewels said...

Happy Thanksgiving Kendra.

(and Calzone's just trying to scrounge for company, gets lonely down there. imho)

Blogger CommonWombat said...

Wow. I TOTALLY did not think that by "holiday goodness" you meant porn. I must have been experiencing a rare moment of non-perversion, because that just simply did not enter my head in any way, shape or form.

Of course, now that you brought it up, I'll be so dissapointed if it's not porn.

Blogger Beeb said...

PORN!!?? Where?? I want some!!

By the way, should I be upset that you removed my link from your site? Are we still friends??

I stayed with the group like you told me!!!

(it may take you a minute to figure out what i mean by that)

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