ok, maybe i'm not shaking my shimmy or whatever. but i'm totally naked.
me. miss kendra. naked.
naked naked naked.
notice i was NUMBER TWO.* despite the fact that this is far better than being number three (so sorry, kendra jade. looks like the people want MY boobies!), it's still not number one. and it's not google, so like, what the fuck?
this was phase one of my plan for blog domination. it is now complete. the next step is to get the search for my nakedness on google.
i should think bigger than that! i want my nakedness on the very first page of google! i want to be what people get when they click "i'm feeling lucky!"
that didn't come out right. oh well.
anyway, this is our mission. i'm thinking of having tshirts made. is there a demand for such things? let's see:
a ringer tee that reads:
because seriously, my hawtness knows no gender lines.
a cotton thong that says:
and a onesie, for the littlest fans:
* and, incidentally, number five. rock on!